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Fucking love waiting lists. I should make an app and put a waiting list on it. The app is a waiting list. Ill make millions
@chronic lets punish people for buying our movie, that'll stop them from stealing it and in turn get to skip these warnings!
I’m voting #cocktailparty2012
Mostly cause i enjoy drinking.
But also because it involves whiskey.
Following @chronic has saved me the effort of having to find other users to follow. He retweets everything worth while. Its awesome.
@chronic fuckin hilarious, right? “Got a pound of coke”, “we’re trying to show them a good time, not ruin their lives”
@chronic You’re just not convincing enough.
You collected a lot of fuckin carts for that jacket dammit and they need to respect that.
professor begins writing 'unicode' on the board. I get excited thinking he might write 'unicorn'
Just registered for classes from my phone while taking a shit
Seriously the future just keeps getting better and better
Writing a paper on ADHD would be a hell of a lot easier if I didn’t have ADHD.
motorola is always bragging about how thin they make their phones. Compensating for something...?
Cop driving around without headlights on... I've never felt like I was about to be literally raped by the law until now.
@chronicdointhis @chronic taking pictures of everything and tweeting them.
Because without pics it didn't happen.
@chronic rabble rabble guns 'n babies are gifts from god rabble rabble. Afford it? Lulwat? Shoulda thought about that, whore. Rabble.
@leethax0r the fuck is weird twitter. I just say swear words when they come to mind, i thought that’s all twitter was.
@chronic what do you mean using a shady service to use pirated apps could be bad, why would people want my information?
@chronic i ended up making my own unraped hosts file and a script to copy it back in place. Got sick of that shit
