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Fucking love waiting lists. I should make an app and put a waiting list on it. The app is a waiting list. Ill make millions
I’m voting #cocktailparty2012
Mostly cause i enjoy drinking.
But also because it involves whiskey.
professor begins writing 'unicode' on the board. I get excited thinking he might write 'unicorn'
Just registered for classes from my phone while taking a shit
Seriously the future just keeps getting better and better
Writing a paper on ADHD would be a hell of a lot easier if I didn’t have ADHD.
motorola is always bragging about how thin they make their phones. Compensating for something...?
Cop driving around without headlights on... I've never felt like I was about to be literally raped by the law until now.
I just got called a “fucking tall ass spam dick”