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When I die I just want someone to c-walk in front of my casket.
ALL CAPS MAKES YOUR ARGUMENT VALID & MAKES IT REAL.
[me] this is nice
[funeral director] sir, please get out of the coffin it's only for show
[me] ALL OF EXISTENCE IS FOR SHOW
It's not racism about Michael B. Jordan being the Human Torch... It's just that the Human Torch IS NOT BLACK
My fitness goals for this week include not licking all the icing off of a birthday cake that doesn't belong to me.
Mom said that television would rot my brain but commercials taught me that
4 x 4 = truck.
have you guys tried this crying thing omg it's so great i can't stop
Guys, don't be cavemen. Go slow. Get to know her a little before you send the eggplant emoji.
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