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She puts the "Area"in Ariola
My waxer just cancelled.
So I'm making the best of a bad situation and riding around on top of minivans, Teen Wolf style.
Rosetta Stone but for what the fuck emojis mean.
*smashes all the mirrors in my house
Sorry I put a sparkler in my ass and asked everyone at your Fourth of July party to blow out America's birthday candle.
After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
Twitter can be a truly horrific place. And I like to think I've had a little something to do with it.
The good thing about dating younger men is they're more open minded.The bad thing is they won't keep their grubby paws off my action figures
It's wrong that girls can like my boob pics without any backlash, but when dudes try to like another dudes ball cleavage things get weird.
Pioneer in black market dermatology & limb removal. @Blarebare gets my noogies. IG: steveguttenberg
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