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Twitter can be a truly horrific place. And I like to think I've had a little something to do with it.
The good thing about dating younger men is they're more open minded.The bad thing is they won't keep their grubby paws off my action figures
It's wrong that girls can like my boob pics without any backlash, but when dudes try to like another dudes ball cleavage things get weird.
*checks Facebook to see if anyone has fallen in love with me based on my witty statuses*
Ugh, this is taking forever.
This is a subtweet to the guy tweeting about subtweets and wondering if anyone would subtweet him back. 👋🏻
She died as she had lived: eating Warheads until her face imploded.
Science fact: the cantaloupe is a close relative to the antelope. Scientists believe a larval state was abandoned by the hoofed animals.
"what if we switched the lime skittle flavor to apple fl—"
[i wake up with a glowing smile]
Babe, I had the time machine dream again.
"Wanna know how I got these scars? Turns out that the cats they give you at evil mastermind conferences are also evil."
Pioneer in black market dermatology & limb removal. @Blarebare gets my noogies. IG: steveguttenberg
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