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Never thought I suffered from depression.
Then I quit drinking.
Open carry laws, but for bottles on whiskey
I can't feel my toes
Painfully handsome man in flannel sells satsumas from Plaquemines in front of the compound pharmacist's every day.
If you've got a nickname for your appendage and your tongue, I have one for you......Fucknugget.
So weird that Jay Z still goes by that name instead of Mr. Beyoncé.
*considers taking up second job as a serial killer
Slow down people who take things SO seriously!
Just saw Ron Livingston, Kevin Smith & Bill Heder heading to Sundance at the Salt Lake airport but none of them wanted to hang out at Arbys.
Hey, could you put those words back in my mouth?
I wasn't done with them yet.
Shut up and smile.
The barely human slimeapede.
my snake used to be named pedro because he has this cool mexi stache
writer. reader. walker. looker. speaker. @Blarebare gets my noogies.