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All I want for Christmas is a man who's balls are bigger than mine.
I'll LOL in your face
Be sure to spend all of your free time doing everything except dealing with reality.
Sometimes, a fart bubble can feel like a small turd.
And vice versa.
You won't know for sure, until you reach in.
Chill bro no internet pussy for you today
My Doctor asked what I do for stress relief. For the record, masturbation & handing out fake trophies on twitter gets you the good drugs.
"Yeah a little further.
A little more.
Yeah, Right there!!"
- Me directing a client to the restroom
At any given time asking me how my day is, best to do so from a safe distance.
Kiss the mistleclit.
THE ALIENS ARE COMING AND TAKING OVER OUR BODIES! Just look at what they have done to Britney Spears!
writer. reader. walker. looker. speaker. @Blarebare gets my noogies.