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i've been angrily holding in my pee all day to punish no one for nothing
Guys named Ray are 30% more likely to sell cocaine.
Seriously though, looking at the girls I've dated, I've fucked up almost as badly as my career choices.
Why can't the walls hug back?!? My dog is getting tired..
Pharrel shows up wearing a hot air balloon as a hat to brunch, Kanye pouts and looks down at his kilt
This new pot study says it can even effect motivation. I believe it. These pot types can't even get the ambition to..read the study!
Someone accused me of stealing a Dane Cook tweet. Welcome to my rock bottom.
My biggest fear is that I won't know what the booty had me like until it's too late.
If I'm in a grumpy mood and you tell me to smile and be happy, I'll smile and happily tell you to go fuck yourself.
According to twitter stats I've tweeted 24k times. That's a lot of tweets to say so little
not trying to say I know what purgatory is like but I've been stuck places where there's no wifi or 4G