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I hate the sound of plastic bags rattling on my bed covers when I adjust myself in bed.
PepsiCo owns the Yum Corporation who runs Pizza Hut, Taco Bell & KFC.
Yet their idol product, Pepsi, can't even beat Coke at a cola contest
Welcome to my home. I'm happy to have you for dinner. Sorry about the mess. Eat my dust.
"Is that semen or is that puke?" - Doing laundry in college.
"Is that oatmeal or is that snot?" - Doing laundry as a Mom.
Hi Twitter I'm full of tequila..
I can't even try to be funny because I'm just drunk.
clicking 'like' on someones Facebook photo after midnight is basically just telling your friends what you jerked off to before bed
LOL @ what's worse.
They met on AIM..it was destiny
Partying hard since 1989...
Haven't slept a wink. Probably because of all the winking.
When I see a commercial of a supermodel taking a bite of a burger, it doesn't make me crave burgers. It makes me want to kill supermodels.
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol. C-c-c-c-c-Cocaine. @Blarebare gets my noogies.
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