flashback from last night: @lucywagstaffe telling me how i could totally beat up mr byrne if i wanted to

Swear I just saw budden run past my house #mmm

Charlotte Dillon-Herne has hairy elbows #fact

Wish my bum cheek would stop twitching.

Awkward moment in the maths exam when the invigulater says to put down your pens when everyone is asleep.

God, it's like everyone's dying.

So byrney was chewing gum in my face and he got his MINT BREATH in my EYE and it started watering and I could taste it in my eye.

one of the children at school wrote me a letter today saying: 'to sofe, thank you for cuming everyday at scool.' bless

@vicky_alice you need help

also, why are rapper's stage names so wierd. 'chipmonk', '50 cent', 'n-dubz'.. It's like they want people to make fun of them.

the question now is.. who will i kill tomorrow? moses?

Jesus is dead.

golly, i got more socks this crimbo than my dad. something's not right.

When a book is so good you don't wanna read it to stop it from ending

Reminiscing on the time that mr Byrne told me about how romans had loads of orgies and got stds which is why their empire collapsed

http://t.co/dVwjc5tb @elliesiann made me think of you

It's funny how I can't do basic maths.

http://t.co/ZNXqekin could teach sparkle motion a thing or two.

Open university, I am still eagerly awaiting my frozen planet poster. don't make me come down there.

Can't believe I missed miss Watson's waters break in bromley high street. I WAS IN BROMLEY!