these pole vaulters sure are good at doing something so goddamn riduculous.

if you're ugly please don't stick your tongue out it is fucking disgusting.

if squirtin was in the olympics i'd be miss michael phelps

USA women's soccer wins gold! COMMENCE LESBIAN ORGY!!

these women are competitors but i bet at the olympic village they're all snorting coke off each other's asses.

hey dudes on twitter every female olympic gymnast could kick your ass

If you ask someone what music they like and they say "everything", what they mean is they're desperate for you to like them.

if they made a porn of how i lost my virginity it would be called Barely Spread Eagle.

i'll let you have a threesome just don't give her more attention than me

please tell me there's video of misty mae-treanor and kerri walsh just grinding each other's taints

sorry to squirt all over your bitch parade but i'm having the time of my life.

just cuz you got ten thousand followers don't make you famous! you ain't shit!

ok so i'm finally on twitter what now punks? http://t.co/lrEEU3Wp

Ok, facebook, I think every e-card has been written and shared now. You can take a break.

it doesn't matter what you do, somewhere there's a 14 year old asian kid who's better at it than you.

you're the finest female gymnast i've ever had the pleasure of scissoring - something i hope to say one day.

i bet princess buttercup was the freak-nastiest of all the princesses.

i wish irish girls would stop being so sexy holy fuck i would lick them clean

has anyone ever seen michael bolton and kenny g. in the same room and if so were they blowing each other?

such a great day. i feel like data from star trek when he had android sex for the first time.