This blog post my one of the victims, @jessicaredfield, is chilling: http://t.co/OuydzXET

"I'll go to sleep at 2am." There is no 2am.

This is just like 3000% perfect. Like too good. Like how even @j3fk @countveger @thiscoolirl @wardstradlater pic.twitter.com/aLH6dVwTHu

my cousin Samantha, 13, fan of drake, left her tumblr up at our grandparents house so i littered it with Hank hill.

Fav me home tonight / i dont wanna retweet you til we see the light.

tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emooooooooooooooootion

It was the tweet of the moment / tellin me what your heart egg / the tweet of the moment / shone in your favs.

if my phone weren't in low battery y'all would be getting some golden selfies of this jokester rn

there's garbage in the sea. "yeah we probably just need to forget about it." experts say

Saying to someone "I know a website where you can find that out!" and then giving then  http://google.com  is one of my favorite goofs.

someone should send a pie chart of these pi hearts to @vihartvihart @adamrensch @tweetsauce

ghosts are only allowed to be seen by one person at a time thats why no one belie

wut  http://www.examiner.com/article/lgbt-parenting-a-death-sentence-with-salvation-army …

@catches_stars I had a wallscroll of Gurren Lagann the anime show duct taped to the ceiling above mine.

@j3fk thats my secret jeff. im always jesus. #pot

GIRL FAUXHAWKS HHHNNNNGGGGG

@mareodomo i recorded raps about emotions just a few weeks ago! When its all mixed up ill link you to it :D

All of you girls who dont reply to me on okcupid jokes on you hahahhahahahacrieshahahaha

more like the FUNger games :D

"No we cannot be facebook official i am already in a relationship with Vidyo Gaems."