You guys have to admit, that was a pretty cool episode of West Wing last night.

Maybe it's the second glass of scotch talking, but I think I miss Tom from MySpace. I can still see him sitting there...smiling.

Somewhere, someone is meeting a dog with their same first name. #awesome

Next presidential debate we put a puppy in the middle of the stage, Obama and Romney on opposite sides both call it to come. 1point.

Thought I bought my wife an iPad for Xmas but turns out I just bought her a 400 dollar bejeweled game.

You think you have it bad? Think of the obstacles the inventor of the stumbling block had to overcome.

I'm so mad at myself I'm not talking to myself.

The 7-Eleven employee that has to constantly refill the Slurpee machine today, will always refer to today as 7/11.

.@rockies should take a note from @mlb / @robdelaney and have @benroy00 and/or @caytonholland run their twitter for a day.

Some say that watching a #LunarEclipse is like watching paint dry. Yeah, if it was paint drying in SPACE! #stillcool

I am at the mall knocking Cinnabons out of peoples hands. I am Batman.

Must see! RT @grawlixcomedy: NEW EPISODE of THE GRAWLIX is out! http://t.co/KwWVrtsn

If you watched #thosewhocant be sure to rate it too. There are some goody two shoes complaining about the language. Don't let them win!

Let's have a viewing party for @caytonholland's debut on Conan.  http://ht.ly/h5AyI  I can provide chips and dip (as always.)

A person claiming to know it all about the financial cliff is called a financial Cliff Clavin. #draftfolder2012

I meet a person for the first time and my first questions is "how many times have you made egg salad?". That, folks, is how to network.

I'm not a doctor but I do prescribe chill pills.

Hind sight 20/20, I should have planned our honeymoon so we spend it with @theorvedahl & @andyjuett watching #battleshit

4 hours to go to our wedding and now we are worrying what every bride and groom worry about: did we buy enough pop bottle rockets?

My proudest moment for @benroy00 was when I stopped receiving emails from his Yahoo and started to get them from his Gmail. #AllGrownUp!