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@sxipshirey Plz RT in the name of artistic freedom! Iranian actress to be lashed 90 times http://t.co/tZqbLj5b http://t.co/tGyDJt1a

One time, @joannagoesrawr punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!

Gparents had no idea we were coming. Grandma took the lord's name in vain. Grandpa cried. Success! Now, gum drop cookies <3

I love you! Goodnight. <3

"The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Flu" #sadchildrensbooks

@winterandtucker That's my mom and step-dad. This is my dad, from LJ posts...

Dammit Jimmy, why do you have to be such a damn pussy that reminds me of my step-dad? Stopping by just to give me a hug. Damn I'm special.

#whenIwaslittle Pluto was still a planet.

Check out my earrings! Bookmark, RT, and keep checking back. Expect new items soon! http://tinyurl.com/2ar9z44 #jewelry #handmade

@wonderlustloony Ok. AIM is xPsychospazz09x MSN rhiannon22@gmail.com Skype xbytheskyx

Sample: my arm as compared to my belly http://twitpic.com/297ow7

EVERYONE in the US!! If you want EA to play near you, e-mail her agent and request her in your city! jeremyholgersen@theagencygroup.com

Logic of @minymuffin:Male and Female are separated by Fe->Fe=iron->women=iron men->Iron Man=Robert Downey Jr->all women are Robert Downey Jr

5-6am discussions with Kiska on Da Vinci, Dali, and Hieronymus Bosch. Win. <3

Maybe I'm more ADD than I ever thought? Oh well.

It's like my brain knows PRECISELY when nobody's able to be there to save me.

Dear my life: If you're going to suck so much, you could at least make me some money from it...Kthnx.

I feel completely disgusting right now. Contemplating curling up in the shower. This is why: http://roslyn-d.livejournal.com/#item8048