@philaiv There will be other tricks.

@jonjonnyp Warrior with a White Mage sub is just a ghetto Paladin.

@philaiv Your dog should always have at least one fashion accessory when going outside~

@jonjonnyp Happy birthday whitey

@philaiv I took today off as MLK Day is very important to me and my family.

@philaiv It’s called “church.”

Do you know where your boyfriend is?
@philaiv does.

@philaiv That's maybe the grossest thing I've heard from you ever! 🍝

@jonjonnyp Life is so hard.

Think I've succumbed to the Otter Flu again. This time I blame @psychowalrus

Does anybody know if @philaiv is OK?
"Looking for iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of Meth"
http://t.co/UkRzLAP8

@crobcary Do people actually call you "C. Rob?"
If not it's kinda stupid..

@philaiv @jonjonnyp http://t.co/M5uDzgCq

@philaiv @lucaslascivious The neon green club wristband is a nice touch.

@jonjonnyp Aka those guys at jungle in their underwear.

@philaiv Those aren't track marks! It's divine stigmata!

@philaiv The best birthday present of all: A 55 year old Hispanic sugar daddy.

I hope @philaiv had an awesome birthday full of meth and otters and otters on meth!

I'm so glad that when things get tough, and I'm feel rough, I can always count on @philaiv for a #Meth hookup.

RT @boingboing: Owl leaves ghostly imprint on window http://goo.gl/dnp26
@classyasskyle