@jizlwiz @theshitestripes We can confirm we're not a tribute band. Can't confirm we're not shit though.

What? You missed our latest video? Well here it is again...  http://youtu.be/sQuKkjE_BFI   http://fb.me/22QTCWBrp 

Roses will die
Violets will die
Everything eventually dies
Usually alone.

"We in Scotland are fed up with living under the London-led Tory government". Join the fucking club, love #bbcqt

sat waiting for @firstcc @networkrail train? Why not listen to an anti-xfactor song and help raise for cancer research?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDsdZ3RfFA …

500 views in 24 hours! Keep sharing and buy it on iTunes to raise money for #SU2C  http://youtu.be/ZEDsdZ3RfFA   http://fb.me/1doB0BefE 

OI! We're raising cash for @su2c with this song about Simon Cowell! Please RT!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDsdZ3RfFA … #xfactor #simoncowellshitforears #su2c

A video and campaign page starting the ball rolling for our Christmas Number One mission will be posted within the next 24 hours.

Ok. This is officially happening. Spandex Ballet are going to release a single to take on the X-Factor winner for...  http://fb.me/1ZCgkIQZb 

An Open Letter to 'Bloomin' Delightful'... http://t.co/9UER4rXc

@vultureofrock Imagine you've just got out of the bath & someone turns up & REALLY wants your dressing gown. That's basically it.

Here's how we closed our set at Rhythms of the World this year... #NSFW #heathermills #rotw2012 http://t.co/0Vqd32Sv

Owen Hargreaves becomes the first player in history to be stretchered on to a field.

THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF SPANDEX BALLET ALBUMS. PANIC BUY SOME IMMEDIATELY.

Cop gets murdered; becomes robot cop. That actually sounds pretty shit as a pitch. #6wordfilmplots

Make a strangers day today: Shout "I FUCKING LOVE YOU, ALRIGHT?" at them from a distance of approximately 3cm.

Just another 60 views before we hit 1000! Come on guys - help us out! (consider it a xmas present)... http://t.co/KsClvYNm

@maxandivan @carlysmallman W = We need to get you to a hospital #BraCupSizeAlphabet

A - Actually, I can live with this... #BraCupSizeAlphabet

@carlysmallman we can vouch for this. Xmas makes this woman MENTAL. #justsayno