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A girl without curves is like a road without corners. You get where you're going quickly but it's boring as hell.
Patrick Swayze could have put me in a corner. Anytime.
There's only two types of people in the world. The ones that entertain and the ones that observe.
Go to Google, type in "What defines an English person", look at top answer. You're welcome ;)
Scotland: If the cold weather and dark nights are getting you down, be thankful that you live in a country with more pandas than Tory MP's
Men of the World: I don’t get you. Not one bit.
So Radio 1 have twice referred to Team GB as "England" on breakfast show. Reminds me why I don't listen to Radio 1. Plus it's shit.
Twittercide is the adult form of running away from home. We all know you are doing it for attention and we all know you'll be back - ANON
I'm no longer lost :)
Great. My mum left me in the car while she popped into a shop. The alarm is going off and I can't get out.
Bloke just text me to say "Get out of bed lazy arse". What a cheek, implying I'm still in bed! Better get up I suppose.
Supermarket forced to withdraw nuts from sale because they did not display the "May contain nuts" warning.
I am going to do something inadvisable to my hair.
Anyone else noticed they are following people they don't recall following?
Dad was going to book a big family holiday for us in a chateau in France this summer.He's changed his mind after having us all here for Xmas