I refuse to watch the bachelorette when the girl in question is significantly less attractive than my girlfriend. #shallowstandards

I really hate this guy. RT @ppawi: Walker signs bills to restrict abortion, end sex ed, and end pay equity in secret http://t.co/4pdImqHx”

@mrchrislay all joking aside, the #1 reason to have a girlfriend is to watch good tv together, snuggle and drink. (all at same time)

@sdcraftbeer cool. Moving to SD in two weeks. Can’t wait for all of the IPAs.

Okay this one is funny. RT @mrchrislay: Pope (Che parts 1 & 2) #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope

I wonder if Wendy’s in Coralville takes Hong Kong Dollars.

@mrchrislay @reinerteric @sonotkidding “Faaaaaalll…ON YOUR KNEES!” #ohholyknight

FUN GAME: Spot the difference between the Christian social conservatives and the Islamic fundamentalists.  http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/10/richard_mourdock_rape_scandal_spot_the_difference_between_the_christian.html …

"This article made me realize that legal issues are happening everywhere and that law can affect people."#gradingpapers #undergrads

dear God, the humanity! http://t.co/gK01he7c

@br1gid I mean this: make your female characters the type that don’t need saving. That’s all.

I just want to win a date with Tad Hamilton.

Sushi bar server in Eugene, Oregon upon carding me: Sorry about your Governor. #WiRecall

coworker: “I just ate a ton of animal crackers out of loneliness.”

this. RT @aemilii: Literally don't understand elections getting called with 11% reporting. Maybe you're right, but god, just wait a minute.

I seriously LOLd. RT @mrchrislay: Is it kosher to tell a curvaceous Jewish woman she's "Reuben-esque?"

Hey. no more BranchOut invites on facebook please. add me on @linkedin. this is not complicated.

I really feel like a man when i spend an hour and a half cleaning the kitchen. I'm solid husband material, obviously.

Great read on #kony2012. "The Road to Hell Is Paved with Viral Videos" (by DAVID RIEFF) // via @longformapp http://t.co/yio6sgRF

@mrchrislay I have a story to tell about that topic. Almost seriously injured myself. Horrible.