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  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    *George Bush spoon feeding an infant* *leans way back and cranes neck to see if anyone is coming*... "here comes the airplane" he chuckles

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    lizwash_Hourani23myaande________stillbornagainAstralNaptimeKaptainshitshowrocketeerrileyofficialswagfag
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    LorcanthelionVoidMotherstillbornagainKaptainshitshowofficialswagfagMikalailasauceweakNivekBuddha
    JevenSteakobsonRich_McCarthy
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    "Sock it to me" I whisper to myself before sliding on my left sock "haha" i chuckle. "Sock it to me" i say again while sliding on my right s

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    dolphinheartsleifromloihigoodasspostsNuttinOnYouinstantloserBucketsAplentychellefrascaDogMaverickk
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    courtneyd1016ohthecommotionbethhollDogMaverickkdevanshinyshoes__BrianHawkins20fortasse_JeramiahD5
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    If i die driving a truck full of silicone ass transplants and my obituary doesnt say "Died hauling ass" someone is getting haunted for sure.

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    thomjkingjonnymurphy23_rickkskatmilbyManglehaftzerena_hoofsfgb_sherlockdoctor_ass
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    ItsaMirizerena_hoofskenwilk36fgb_sherlockninjasuperspydj_mosfettRealAdultPersongiventofly41
    BuckyIsotope
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Im straight edge i dont high five i sober five so step off stoners

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    thomjkingdolphinheartscackle_hagKatharosCumNounouBbyenammullenUrplePingoBRENTHOR
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    favstar_historycackle_hagAnaCarolina_NYC__stephanuuNounouBbyenammullenmollypenney_spiral_scratch
    weirdrap
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Excuse me waiter there is a dildo in my soup!! "Okay sir can you show me the dildo?" I already ate it i just wanted to say thanks man.

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    kristinelahrubiankabrajicmikaylagdthomjkingdolphinheartsdeadgrlfriendLloydoAKatharosCum
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    biankabrajicGHOSTBONESGrandpasSweaterKatharosCumsmurfs3guyhartley_travisoliviugh____barf_simpson______
    dungphenom________
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    *puts condom on* so... this is sex... Hmm *microwaves some food then sits down and starts reading a book* i guess this is pretty cool

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    OfficialJSD_AmarPuaarlizcolantuonithomjkingdemithetDah_Butlahfoursquidspetfurniture
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    Jaay134thomjkingmarirhshereticoutcasthopyardmathisonKTA_JDGliquor_lips_euchrid
    GHOSTBONESSimon_Barrett
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    I have one cat specifically to put used gum on.

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    madi_judkinsBlindChowDah_Butlahloppylips________aholealex__psiafBob_HellerPrinceGodBody
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    favstar_history_sophi5ieethomjkingspookydick666KatharosCumSnowbunny_1001psiafselsworld4ever
    mountainlexChrisTrauma
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Oh really cop? You sure you wanna mess with me? *opens up trench coat to reveal yugioh deck as the cop opens fire*

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    dolphinheartspieceofpoop12____GrandpasSweaterpoaterpessKatharosCumenammullenBRENTHORPrinceGodBody
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    favstar_historyGrandpasSweaterKatharosCumBRENTHORmorvdlrijstboerbrownboybluesaholealex__
    Rich_McCarthy
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Ok the bad guys locked themselves in that room we r gonna have to smoke em out *bust in smokes blunts with them they r actually pretty cool*

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    Dah_ButlahTheZinsterSecks_mandolphinheartsGrandpasSweaterKatharosCumaholealex__ShamanChrome
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    dolphinheartsGrandpasSweaterShamanChromePrinceGodBodybrownboybluesubersyanydePimpSugaFreeLaylahSomething
    steeIbaIIrun
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Im not a cop i swear. *reaches for drug money and donuts start falling from my pockets*

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    thomjkingTheZinsterkarpmcolZlohberRKaptainshitshowSpaghettidawgREALtesswilsonKyleOcL
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    devinfrench_dillonkeshmedium_fryJSanChanRayMac_94BaggindatweedinsomnialIbenittto3
    JevenSteakobsondinogore
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Ways to tell a woman is mad at you;

    1. She is
    2. Seriously there is no way she isnt mad at u dude just look at yourself.

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    thomjkingredfishhhhNicestHipporudetanksgrumblethorpeLordOfAllNerdsJackAsHelllex_ferrell
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    LilyBearx312bri45JackAsHellAdamMAndersonGHOSTBONESGrandpasSweaterthatscoolbrehdylancjo
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Well first off surgery went great. No problems at all. Second, *lights marijuana cigarette* I'm not a real doctor.

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    thomjkingdolphinheartsGrandpasSweaterKatharosCumBRENTHORxclntnDrBoozenitaholealex__
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    KatharosCumBRENTHORFavstar250PrinceGodBodyLizHikmetsowlestealerFigzyosemenphantom
    GHOSTBONES
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Tim i really dont think a jenga party on 9/11 is very appropriate.

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    thomjkingDah_ButlahdolphinheartsCreamsoda_floatTRILLafLEMURCrashRowdytrillborgpoaterpess
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    ratchetNwankTRILLafLEMURtrillborgspookydick666PINKAPPEARANCEKatharosCumaholealex__CalvinSDavis
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Donald trump arrives in hell. Satan appears "donald, u have sinned, and now, its time toupee" *all of hell point and laugh. "You're FIRED!"

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    thomjkingDah_Butlahalsage36Ferrous_BuellerAndrewRPopesewerbroTiresiasfishinsuperlative
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    alsage36Ferrous_BuellerAbesBabe16Swell_Bro12bri45GHOSTBONEScackle_hagjameswanko
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Girls with curves is cool but i like a chick with angles! Damn girl those hips are sharp! Oh dang u cut me pretty deep girl im bleeding alot

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    thomjkingDah_Butlahdolphinheartscackle_hagK_______dDOBizzlerKatharosCumkapow_7
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    jvzmxndolphinheartsKatharosCumaholealex____frisbySnowbunny_1001ShamanChromePrinceGodBody
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    George Bush's sweaty brow as he folds in poker because his hand has nine elevens

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    thomjkingKatharosCumkapow_7aholealex__PrinceGodBodythecrow27totallymoonseasantiago
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    GrandpasSweateraholealex____frisbyPrinceGodBodycreepyspiceseasantiagowetnapkin666ChumbleDungus
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Bop it "ouch" Twist it "ouch" Pull it "ouch" Ya that ankle is definitely broken. Im gonna prescribe u sum Flintstones vitamins for the pain

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    thomjking_jcavallo____LordOfAllNerdsAlissaPlaysFishEtherealSkyKidJlemin31duechainz________angryl0lrus
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    EtherealSkyKidGHOSTBONESGrandpasSweaterKatharosCumselfiegod2001drugsdomeSaxMouseaholealex__
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    *Gets first nude from girl* "Alright where's the dick on this thing?"

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    thomjkingdolphinheartsKatharosCumaholealex__LethalLabiaPrinceGodBodywhatchutalkbrownboyblues
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    __frisbyPrinceGodBodyTheGates0fDawnmonalisascatEjaculates________jesuspuffgirl69BroIsMeeeee______Hella_Rad
    BlackLagoonerdanchovy
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    Just walked it on my dad masterbating and he was pissed he stopped playing madden and told me to "just stay in my room if im gonna jerk it"

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    dolphinheartsKatharosCumBRENTHORaholealex__Im_EtreborPrinceGodBodyemireecraireMouthEaters______
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    spookydick666KatharosCumBRENTHORPrinceGodBodyhodughXOyogurtpyramidmadsoIar__________semenphantom
    Simon_Barrettlosdrogasgreenteam15
  • SpiderPiss
      little rat dicks @SpiderPiss

    If ur name is Jessica and u were born after the original Jurassic Park then go ahead and flip off your parents for not naming u Jurassica

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    thomjkinglazybonez_Jbombdiggsbread_thingGrandpasSweaterashleydwellswhyisclaraheredanencross
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    lizzicatJbombdiggsGHOSTBONESGrandpasSweaterItsYaBoyLGTKatharosCumcoyotenoir________Heronhell
    brownboyblues
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