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Why don't bags of chips have Zip-loc type seals? Does the chip clip industry wield that much influence?
If you've painted yourself into a corner, you might as well try drawing a trap door to get out of it.
I don't know what says more: that I actually tried to buy a leopard print snuggie or that my credit card got declined for it.
If you're a guy buying pads for your wife, you won't escape the store without a price check, override, or running into some one.
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To grow as a person, I need to push boundaries and get outside my comfort zone more; Particularly during the commercial breaks.
When we party with my friend who's a telekinetic, he throws all our muthafuckin hands in the air, and waves 'em like he just don't care.
Since political practicalities predicate pliable positions, legal loopholes are left to leverage leeway for later lattitude.
Took company car for take-out (outside of work hours) Ran into boss at intersection. Got home & fortune cookie suggested a career change.
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