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Are all these adverbs actually completely totally necessary?
Why don't bags of chips have Zip-loc type seals? Does the chip clip industry wield that much influence?
If you've painted yourself into a corner, you might as well try drawing a trap door to get out of it.
I never take advice, I only give it.

So you can call me a hypocrite, but at least I'm not selfish.
Hey, whaddaya say? Our avatars should go have a drink...

No strings attached, purely textual.
I don't know what says more: that I actually tried to buy a leopard print snuggie or that my credit card got declined for it.
If you're a guy buying pads for your wife, you won't escape the store without a price check, override, or running into some one.

Always™
When life hands me lemons, I write a very strongly-worded letter.
I hired a life coach and he's already benched me.
Considering how much I drank last night, it doesn't seem right that I'm so thirsty this morning.
Irony shows up but Sarcasm shows up and kicks ass.
You can tell the stoners by a tension deficit disorder.
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To grow as a person, I need to push boundaries and get outside my comfort zone more; Particularly during the commercial breaks.
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When we party with my friend who's a telekinetic, he throws all our muthafuckin hands in the air, and waves 'em like he just don't care.
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Since political practicalities predicate pliable positions, legal loopholes are left to leverage leeway for later lattitude.
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We'd party like it's 1492, but no one really likes a renaissance fair.
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Took company car for take-out (outside of work hours) Ran into boss at intersection. Got home & fortune cookie suggested a career change.
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I bet a codependent's self-referential jokes are really about someone else.
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"Wheverer did these children learn to be so dramatic, gasped their parents breathlessly
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A fool and his gold are soon parted 4 cash.
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