@Spinchange's (Chris Duffy) recently faved Tweets...
.@beef_tongue I was trying to save you the embarrasment of writing another apology tumblr post. I'm my own guy. Best to you and your wife.
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Laziness has reached dangerous proportions when you start rationalizing how a music loop on some DVD menu just sounds really good.
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As a kid, if I forget to wear green & got pinched at school, my dad would say, "fer Chrissakes, yer blood is green. Punch 'em in the nose!"
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Sure you're all sick of St. Paddy's jokes, but imagine tooling around in this thing all day http://yfrog.com/55fqhwj
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Look, It's not any less manly for a guy to pee sitting down if he's really tired or just has no penis.
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The definition of asininity is making the same joke over and over again and expecting a better result.
I think actually wearing green shows Ahmadinejad we're more united behind the cause of freedom than just changing our avatars ever could.
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My wife doesn't pay any attention to my twitter account. Although @CraigyFerg she has on SMS notifications
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I feel like watching The Fisher King. I think I was in 8th or 9th grade when I saw it and didn't really get it. I probably would now.
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her: would you kill me? like if i wanted you too?
him: no honey.
her: i'd kill you. i mean, like if you wanted me too.
him: i know honey.
him: no honey.
her: i'd kill you. i mean, like if you wanted me too.
him: i know honey.
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