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I smoked a cigar in Altrincham but I didn't in Hale.
iPad lost in Shepperton (Middlesex) area. :-(( Please contact me if you find it. Please RT (currently driving).
If you've come over from Facebook grab a blanket and there'll be soup shortly.
The British people to get their say on Europe. I'd rather say on NHS and welfare.
Get *your* Beckham daughter name by taking the first name of your favourite reclusive author & the name of a Brad Pitt film.I'm Enid Button.
I suspect driving to work will be mental. The little men who sit inside traffic lights are public sector right?
'The fucktard Michael Gove' is an anagram of 'Michael the fucktard Gove'.
Half man, two thirds biscuit. A creative will stuck inside a creative won't.
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