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You: Big guy with strong arms who doesn't need directions. Me: Big boobs with strong desires who doesn't have a moral compass. Apply within.
Equal parts lady and tramp, I can never decide which I love more: guys giving me pearl necklaces or guys giving me pearl necklaces.
The best part about working in an empty office on a Saturday is how well it coincides with Take-Your-Vibrator-to-Work Day.
Spent $650 on clothes and shoes today. If I were a whore, I'd be writing it all off. Alas, being but a slut, I'll just be taking it all off.
Traffic is so boring that I keep fantasizing about the guy behind me rear ending me, but at this point I'd settle for his car hitting mine.
I love watching [insert your sport here]. I'm a huge fan of [insert your team here]. And after the game, you can [insert your dick here].
This town is full of progressive men that won't take advantage of me. If I have to endure their morals, they should at least get me stoned.
Studies in my pants show that sex with orgasms is better than sex without orgasms. But just to make sure, my research will continue.
The Toy Story 3 trailer reminds me that I've neglected so many of my toys. Thankfully I'd already planned to spend the weekend masturbating.
The paper shredder isn't working. Thankfully the shredding of my morals doesn't rely on office equipment. Just office furniture.
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