I'm just gonna say it: Winnie the Pooh is kind of an asshole.

For those interested, a new blog post in which I discuss how #mst3k, @cinematictitans & the online world saved my life: http://bit.ly/dlpKfW

RIP Davy Jones...I'll always remember you like this, with just a hint of Toni Basil...
http://t.co/yDcqiWxI

I'd love to manipulate your variables in a controlled environment. #SciencePickupLines

Charlotte Burton completely disappeared from #silentfilm after a suit against Essanay. What happened?  http://bit.ly/14UDjSX 

Not even 8:30 and I've already nearly been hit with a truck. How's your day going?

I'm glad to see the shirtless, unzipped track suit look is still popular with men over 60.

Dorothy Parkour #FailedRollergirlNames

I love that, when I search for @billcorbett using Echofon, my iPod changes "BillCorbett" to "bullfighter." Ole!

WOO PACKERS! #MST3K

Went to Borders and bought a @postsecret book. I left a secret behind in one of the books only to discover someone had left a secret in mine

One of her final silent films, Sparrows encapsulates everything we love about #MaryPickford:  http://bit.ly/13kPyDN  #silentfilm

If you've not listened to Rob Paulsen's (@yakkopinky) latest podcast, you MUST. Rob & Billy West singing Lovin' Spoonful & Beach Boys #giddy

Hurling #RejectedSports

Airplane and Naked Gun tribute video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcKJdmXbBBc Thanks for the laughs, Leslie. #RIPLeslieNielsen

You've heard of Mary Pickford and D.W. Griffith, but what about Joseph Graybill?  http://bit.ly/18MhTXx  #silentfilm

I want to see what David Lynch would do with Vine.

"In silent film, no one can hear you scream!" Here's a list of spooky #silentfilms to get you in the Halloween spirit! https://t.co/94L70M8i

The look u get for saying u watch "Birth of a Nation" for the cinematography = the look u get for saying u read Playboy for the articles

Saw 2 giant still packaged Slim Jims on the sidewalk. It's a birthday miracle!