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Macklemore puts down the newspaper with the headline "Macklemore? More like WACKlemore!" and silently weeps into his cheerios
"dodge ram" and "dodge charger" are both the names of cars and also sound pieces of advice
YOLO was way better when it was called "Death Is Certain"
The Kubrick "Lolita" was good, but yknow what would have been better? A 9 hour film trilogy. In 3D at 48 FPS
you guys hear about that Gavin Rossdale & GWAR collab? They're calling it Bush vs Gore
I heard you & yr baristas are selling your espresso machines and buying v60s. I heard you're selling your v60s and buying espresso machines
i've almost got this great joke about the british invasion but I'm still working out the kinks.
LADIES --- you can call me the Chesapeake bay 'cause I look pretty but I'm shallow as hell and have crabs.