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Boobs create a lot of sweat just sitting there.
WHERE ALL THE SINGLE LADIES WITH REPRESSED DADDY ISSUES @
I want your face to orbit my pussy.
I manually RT your TC on my other account.
I am white and male and straight and Christian and I am jealous I don't get to be offended by things and so I will be offended by that fact.
I only spank her when she has been good.....
"Don't be a stranger."
- someone who wishes you were a stranger
Silence so golden I can get $100 for it at the local pawn shop.
Twitter cliques… grade 5 for adults.
"Ah cain't help it. I'm always lookin' back."
- a reverse cowgirl
Save money by evaluating whether you really need that deodorant or people just don't like being around you.
Sometimes worst case scenario becomes best case scenario.
I would trust big butts and smiles if I could see them at the same time.
If you refer to me as "Tasty",
I should be allowed to de-pant,
& sit on your face.
At first I was afraid I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without the Cha Cha slide.
In the south dragons actually do exist, a lot of them even have like ten foot wing spans. Some people call them mosquitos but whatever.
Eating my feelings.
These fries taste outstanding
You know you’re getting older when you start referring to getting drunk as “relaxing”
We know why you're hiding the bottom half of your face behind a cat in your avi. You don't have any teeth, do you?
Cinema lackey. Grateful pessimist. Earlobe enthusiast. The radiant @GirrlGenius gives me a ♡on.