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A man who understands... Priceless.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes other people don't cooperate.
"So you're saying if I don't stop quoting Frozen you're leaving me?"
"Can't you just let it go..."
ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ,⁰ʜᴜʀᴛ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ.
My husband just told me to book a spa weekend for myself after the holidays.
Spa = fuck, right?
*glances at weed tin*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
No thanks, "dress sweatpants." I'm confused enough as it is.
Deck the halls and bury that body..
Tr la la la, la la la
I get mail
...therefore I have bills.
Knife Party is my favorite band name about my sex life.
Functionally miserable. Grateful pessimist. Earlobe enthusiast. The radiant @GirrlGenius gives me a ♡on. http://gofundme.com/jillandnick