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It'll be a rigorous testing procedure !
Women are lucky. They can orgasm anywhere just by rhythmic squeezing of their groin muscles. When I do it, I just fart & maybe pee a little.
If I had a soul it would crave something more worthwhile than you.
Truthful Tues: I've one kid in college and one almost there. Then I went & got two young girls for stepkids. Because I don't like being done
Some people are so far out of the loop that they can't even see it.
I'm continually surprised by how many people still think "reality shows" are real.
Americans stereotype all Asians as having mystical martial arts powers the same way Asians stereotype all Americans as having big cocks.
There's no difference between Eddie Redmayne's performance as Stephen Hawking and me for 15 minutes trying to get out of bed every morning.
I wonder if today is the day that Sarah McLachlan finally shaves her legs.
If you spread them, he will cum.....really quickly. Sorry, he looks like a minuteman.
choke fucking, Xanax, beer, anal, devil overtones, how many times I can get my tits out, making fun of happy people, and fuck you.
Americans, Please educate yourselves and your children. I'm begging you.
I believe in showing the same respect to an uneducated person as to an educated one. Even if I'm shaking my head on the inside.
Cut off Donald's leg and call it a Trump Stump.
People like to play with dead things. Play with me.
I think I may have given 'Jihadi John' a FavStar ToTD a few weeks back. Feeling sick to my stomach now. I didn't know... I DIDN'T KNOW!
In this life or the next... I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!
*crosses fingers and toes that it's in THIS life*
im just a little worm on a big fucking hook. @Girrlgenius owns my ♡ and my cock.
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