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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to send nude selfies
Woke up at midday
Ate some Oreos
Had a nap
I don't think I'm gonna be adulting today
When I Google BBC, I mean something else.
Do old people make me wanna punch technology, or does technology make me want to punch old people?
Starring my own tweet feels like wanking in public
I always claim my farts. You should too. Don't be the boy that farted wolf.
I'm a little worm on a big fucking hook. @Girrlgenius owns my ♡ and my cock.
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