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Rolled my eyes so hard I ended up back on MySpace
All guys wanna make their women's panties wet, but not all can do it by making them pee from laughing
Love thy tweeter
Social convention dictates I not kill you until having verified how big a cunt you are...
The Redneck Bible; a Guns&Ammo/Sports Illustrated crossover issue with a Mountain Dew label for a bookmark
Felt the northern lights in her eyes
Remember when Michael Bolton sang that one love song?
Functionally miserable. Grateful pessimist. Earlobe enthusiast. The radiant @GirrlGenius gives me a ♡on.