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STOP, OR I'LL SUBTWEET!
If you're gonna tweet dumb, you gotta be tough
My diet would be so much healthier if it included vagina
We're all women online
I've come to accept that I shall soon be following 1000 people
My lack of followback is not a ploy to seem elite
I'm just lazy
You write 60k tweets and what do you get?
Fuck all, really
A few replies wouldn't kill you guys, y'know
Living ignorant to life's shades of grey sounds surprisingly colourless
Airport metal detectors, but for married people opening twitter accounts
Functionally miserable. Earlobe enthusiast. Perpetual ♡on for @GirrlGenius