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Sometimes it's hard to say goodbye
Making silly little videos helps, though
Me: "Where would you like to sit?"
Customer: "Middle back, in the front"
Me: *kills self*
There's no inconspicuous way to sniff your own fingers
No, please, chew your gum louder
That's MR petty functionary to YOU!
Ducked into my own fart
Never felt more alive
You see this?
This is my brain not tweeting
"I love you"
"iOS love you too"
Functionally miserable. Grateful pessimist. Earlobe enthusiast. The radiant @GirrlGenius gives me a ♡on.