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Burning the Episode IV soundtrack to take to work, because nerdliness is next to godliness
It's less a mood swing and more an emotional fulcrum
I just deleted 175 tweets from my drafts folder
If you knew how many Disney songs were playing in my head, you'd know why I prefer to be quiet
Tumblr is passionate about stuff so I don't have to be
I wish anything I cooked tasted half as good as the actors on TV pretend their food is
Check your bank account before you run to catch the bouquet
Let's go somewhere beautiful and hope they have wifi
*watching "Wanted" with friend*
Friend: it's so unrealistic, the whole bullet bending thing
Me: have you ever seen a guy pee after he cums?
I'm the wrong kind of weird without you
I'm a little worm on a big fucking hook. @Girrlgenius owns my ♡ and my cock. Blocked by @E_L_James and loving it.
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