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I see London
I see France
I've seen too many selfies of your vagina
Rhyming is hard
Who's favstar do I gotta hump to get some dirty talk around here?
Sciatica it is... *poops out own spinal column*
Vaginas and sharks both contain the lubricant squalene
Every period is basically Shark Week
We're gonna need a bigger boat
No one tells you how much it hurts to cum while suffering with sciatica...
"I only your vagina hurt as much as the truth does"
"What if she sticks her nipple up my nose?"
Like the blunt pencil, that was fucking pointless
I thought I was in love, once
Turns out I was holding in a really big fart
Nothing really mattress
I want no part of this
All of me is tired
Head and heart
Functionally miserable. Grateful pessimist. Earlobe enthusiast. The radiant @GirrlGenius gives me a ♡on.