Yes, I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am also a bleeding heart liberal. Which means I am going to die of blood loss. That sucks.

If you are going to be a martyr make sure someone is writing all this down. Otherwise what is the point?

Restraining orders put a real kink in effective communication.

Don't lie. The only reason you even remember the Alamo is because of the fucking Taco Bell.

"Kings are earth's gods; in vice their law's their will, And if Jove stray, who dare say, Jove doth ill?" ~ William "Billy" Shakespeare

Did you remember the Maine today? And if not, why not you heartless bastard.

The last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals. . .

You really haven't flown a plane until you have landed one. At least that's what I hear.

One if by land. . . pic.twitter.com/zHeliUnEBG

"Oh shit!"~any diaper

Captain America, Iron Man, The Hulk, some Chick, and the Arrow Guy? Why the fuck am I not not an Avenger?

We are going to party 'till the Red Coats us down. 'Till the Red Coats shut us down. . .

Ke$ha = OMG!! TiK ToK

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs&sns=tw …

I knew when George Washington said he wanted a cell phone that is actually a phone that we don't hang in the same circles.

I could break the forth wall and look right at you. But what's the fun in that, my love?

I wish I could say my "~insecure" series of tweets was a flop. But I would be lying to myself. Btw -- I can't stand Thomas Jefferson (hush).

"In your dreams,maybe." ~insecure sandman

If Trent Reznor and Ke$ha ever get married I am crashing; if I don't get an invitation. . .

 http://youtu.be/edP0L6LQzZE 

"I am your worst nightmare!" ~insecure nightmare.

Mad respect to Ke$ha.

"Got Jesus on my necklace. . ." ~ Ke$ha

 http://youtu.be/mXvmSaE0JXA