@rikshaz9lick not far enough! Where's the lava in that scenario?

DDoS attacks aren't that big of a deal. What is, is the fact certain people on the inside gave them help. http://bit.ly/eEF9lL

to everyone: I am doing well. have been going through some things but in the end find myself in the best place I have been my entire life.

@johnbakerfsu hahaha just not today! That darn thing usually darts all over the place. I was just walking very slowly and was nice to it ^_^

@rikshaz9lick :) <3 good night!

@rikshaz9lick the power of Science has been used for great and for evil. Use your new gift carefully. #comeswithgreatresponsibility

@rikshaz9lick it's my morning ritual before getting out of bed XD #guilty #twitteraddict

"please not in the face!!... to quote your wife..." #watsonvsandy #conan #theasiagoindex

@johnbakerfsu I can always count in you for a good laugh #thanks

LOL!!! Conan had nip that on the butt #analtalk #toofar #ialsosaytomato #conan

@vzwald @gidgetwa @november8_ftw @bbackdesign phew OK. thought something drastic happened in the last 24hrs. #imstillwithcoco #suckitnbc

THRRRIIIIICCCCEEEE #CONAN

I wonder if Raisin will come back for a song for each state ;D #conan

"she ripped my eye balls and fed them to me" "i never shower" @conanobrien #teamcoco

"i'm a man now" - @conanobrien #teamcoco

licking humus from the inside of a plastic zip-block bag: some of my higher moments. #itwassogood

@vahlt @johnbakerfsu I swear to God if #nerdgasm ever trends......

I feel like this was just one big huge human scientific orgy #nerdgasm Lunar Eclipse 2010

it's turning redder! it's turning redder! it's turning redder! it's turning redder! it's turning redder! it's turning redder #twss #marsmoon

the moon looks like mars, the moon looks like mars, the moon looks like mars, the moon looks like mars, the moon looks like mars, #marsmoon