Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My body seems to think it's funny to play little tricks on me.
*punishes it with Tequila*
I am an open book. But, my pages are encrypted.
Does this unlimited data plan make me look like I use my smart phone a lot?
Hell is not made of fire. It's made of snow.
Oh how the Veil doth shimmer at times.
Yikes! Just ventured way too close to reality for my taste. Creepy.
All creatures, can recognize kindness, when it's sincere.
Sometimes, I entertain extremely morbid thoughts. Other times, just morbid.
Pantera ~ I'm Broken
I've just discovered a new variant on a hybrid strain of the humanoid Stupidicus Maximus virus.
Two-four-six-eight! Everybody masturbate! *passes out shower-heads and tube-socks*
Learn from the past. Plan for the future. Live in the moment. Release your inner pirate!™ (18+ only, please. / misc topics - incl: nsfw- /Follow at own risk.)