Kanye and Jay Z lied http://t.co/rhZXvyZg

@andrew_malone11 @annaescoe thirsty AF

if you're texting someone & you go out & they tell you to 'have fun' there's an 88% chance they want you to have a terrible, terrible time

long texts >
#thought #effort

honestly this picture says it all pic.twitter.com/j5truHyo

Crushing coke cans as a job would be soda pressing :/

appreciate what you HAVE before you realize what you HAD 😳 #truth

talk about a cliffhanger pic.twitter.com/eILbyPwWx5

(attractive person constantly texts you) "ohh look how much he cares, making an effort 😍"

(unattractive person)
"what a creep, take a hint"

My 10K tweet goes out to all my haters (100+), baby mamas (4 of em), & Coach Youngblood for always benching me after I'd hit two 3s in a row

Okay how come Russ Smith out here looking like the deer from Open Season... 😭😂 pic.twitter.com/nqFPDIGthT

no I'm not in a band but I can play Bop It for 4 minutes straight so you tell me who's the talented one

don't even check twitter today. it's a waste of time go live life

Favorite if you wanna date Steve Knowlton

I love JR Smith 😂 #dead pic.twitter.com/ZBHQsdqpQw

My phone loses battery like Saginaw does district games

As I sit here in my Patagonia vest w/ Starbucks in hand, I tell a pledge to drink my dip spit & I realize, I have made it. I am.. Frat Star.

#middleschoolmemories Jodie Blanco getting snow stuffed down her throat

when you see you got a new DM it could mean two things:

1) 😍😍😍
2) spam

Death Penalty > getting hit by JaDeveon Clowney