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if you're texting someone & you go out & they tell you to 'have fun' there's an 88% chance they want you to have a terrible, terrible time
long texts >
Crushing coke cans as a job would be soda pressing :/
(attractive person constantly texts you) "ohh look how much he cares, making an effort 😍"
"what a creep, take a hint"
My 10K tweet goes out to all my haters (100+), baby mamas (4 of em), & Coach Youngblood for always benching me after I'd hit two 3s in a row
no I'm not in a band but I can play Bop It for 4 minutes straight so you tell me who's the talented one
don't even check twitter today. it's a waste of time go live life
Favorite if you wanna date Steve Knowlton
My phone loses battery like Saginaw does district games
As I sit here in my Patagonia vest w/ Starbucks in hand, I tell a pledge to drink my dip spit & I realize, I have made it. I am.. Frat Star.
when you see you got a new DM it could mean two things:
Death Penalty > getting hit by JaDeveon Clowney
Steve Knowlton. I observe life.. #SeeMeOnTop #BasketballNeverStops #TeamCEO McCombs School of Business find me in Austin TX