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Sitting in my car, stealing wifi so I can have a phone meeting with a client without my screaming kids in the background. As professionally.
I'd like a job where I can come in drunk and stoned, make no sense, and fall asleep at my desk. Happily I hear American Idol has an opening.
There was not a single parking space near the yoga studio tonight. Fortunately there were plenty of empty spots in front of the bakery.
We have pink and purple princess legos, out of which my son just made a gun. It matches his dress. Assassin Princess Boy strikes again.
6 walks into the house and is stunned at the mess. 6: "What happened here?" Me: "I had you guys." 6: "Oh."
My son just started saying spoon. Except he pronounces it poon. It's laughs for days over here. "I need POON!"
It's Saturday night, I'm sitting with my kids watching Batman and eating cherries. And truthfully? This is the only place I want to be.
Both kids in full princess regalia. Son singing as he minces along in his heels. Eyes welling with proud tears.
6 got her first "I love you" note from a boy. Her response: "This is a TRAP of some kind." I'm so proud.
My sweet, petite, angelic little girl starts karate today. When do you think it will be OK for me to scream out "KICK THEIR ASSES BABY!!!"
I stress eat, which is a problem. Especially since I also relief eat, boredom eat, tired eat, and wired eat. Which reminds me - I'm hungry.
I'm thinking: "I hope I don't look like *too much* of a hipster." They're thinking: "I hope that woman has a warm place to sleep tonight."
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