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You know how you fall asleep then wale up freak out and think it is the next day? Yeahhhhh.
Dear god, Josh why do you keep changing your name.
Kid you can tell me you're 21 all you want but unless you show me an id I can't sell to you. You look like you're twelve and you act like it
Sir you've been on this earth long enough to know to cover your mother when you cough.
You sir, should not be allowed to shop at my work. You are rude, and well I've never met someone as big as a douche as you.
"Yo boldly go where no one has gone before... The death star!" - My mom as she eats her Lindt Linder truffles.
When cute guys ask you how your gimp arm is doing.
Mother's day, Iron Man 3, and then Star Trek. What a week!
Dear Joshua, stop changing your name.