I've just bought a Bonnie Tyler satnav.

It keeps telling me to Turn Around, and every now and then it falls apart.

#FF @x44bax @bryanbax @georgiaradtke @lexylegs86 @kimmywimmy83 @minceypp @officiallyadolf @h85v @j4mru @kelkulus @chelsfergo @cm251287

#Factswithoutwikipedia Chuck Norris was once knocked out by my mum. He cried.

I posted a new photo to Facebook  http://fb.me/2BMeUGyXW 

Is there a sport Scotland are actually good at?

No.. I didn't think so!

Matthew: Nichola?
What's her second name?

Mum: it doesn't matter what her second name is!

Mum knows best!!! #undateables

Comedy gold from @dhbradio  http://soundcloud.com/dhbradio/zombiesavile …

#ff @soldieruk
An absolute gentleman!

Une pyoofter ne pas de #DHBLIVE
Une pyoofter j'adore les boaby et non tatas!

#FF @doghousepodcast @shatty48 @shazney84 @thatguytravis @h85v @bonnobo @chrisdcmcd @yplac

#FF @scottythedogg @bonnobo @ultramusic @sedalt0n @dlmaclean @feeforbes @kelkulus @loopymcme @mapwoppa @natalie_bee @cm251287 @madm1310

#FF @dhbmrpink @chrisdcmcd @foxy_blue_ @h85v @j4mru @jan_24xx @slyoung5 @wizardofazz @bonnobo @neildeano31

#FF @weirdhorse @bored_ghost @huntermoore @h85v @kelkulus @minceypp @natalie_bee @i_am_forbes @chrisdcmcd @bonnobo @neildeano31

#FF @clark_pb @shazney84 @gazza_noble @shatty48 @daveslessor @danisewell @essexspermbank @bryanbax @slyoung5 @foxy_blue_ @georgiaradtke

@tfraser1974 Awesome! Hopefully get home tomorrow! I'm so happy i could ejaculate a rainbow!

http://t.co/F45Sh9NN
Ends me EVERY TIME!

#FF @tracy_leanne @x44bax @dlmaclean @debloujoe @ellliiie @feeforbes @gazza_noble @h85v @i_am_forbes @j4mru @kelkulus @lucyherd @morvenrobb

“@lilpwoppa: There are some proper ugly bastards that are really popular on Twitter. It's like reverse real life.”
@angryplumber 😔

@lilpwoppa perfectly normal!

OMFG I've lost the ability to spell

Shoot me now