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Damn, some sushi would be fantastic.
Alright, so Adam Lambert didn't beat up his boyfriend. I apologize for any confusion. Just going by the initial report. Sorry, Mr. Lambert.
That awkward moment when everyone spent all of their money at the LCBO these past two days and I called them not going on strike. Whoops.
I'd like to drink in a dark room and listen to all of the shitty music I love.
Sexbots keep favouriting my tweets. Keep 'em... *Snickers*... Coming! *Snorts*
"Hampster Dance" was my generation's "Oppa Gangam Style".
Katy Perry's all sexy and stuff and I sit around farting in front of my boyfriend. Ok.
I hope T-Swift's announcement is that she's a lesbian. That would explain why her relationships are only good for albums.
Apparently, Facebook bought Instagram. Well, that was fun while it lasted.
I made FB hide an ad for Madonna's new album and said it was because it was offensive. It was just her face.
I hate it when stupid women stand in front of me at concerts and film the whole time. You're at a farkin' concert, you dumb bimbo.