@drakebell Yeah, Canada isn't proud of him and we'd like the world to stop thinking we are. It's offensive.

Oh, @lights, you give me a spine.

Damn, some sushi would be fantastic.

Alright, so Adam Lambert didn't beat up his boyfriend. I apologize for any confusion. Just going by the initial report. Sorry, Mr. Lambert.

That awkward moment when everyone spent all of their money at the LCBO these past two days and I called them not going on strike. Whoops.

Chris Brown called Bieber a "baby Elvis"? I fucking quit. #DumbAndDumber

I'm crying.  http://soundcloud.com/falloutboy 

I'd like to drink in a dark room and listen to all of the shitty music I love.

Sexbots keep favouriting my tweets. Keep 'em... *Snickers*... Coming! *Snorts*

"Hampster Dance" was my generation's "Oppa Gangam Style".

@dustyturtless Eat a dick. Still love you.

Katy Perry's all sexy and stuff and I sit around farting in front of my boyfriend. Ok.

I saw #E3FollowSpree and thought it had something to do with the annual gaming conference... I am disappoint.

@dustyturtless As we continue to tag @mitchluckerss in tweets in hopes that he sees how amazing he was...

I hope T-Swift's announcement is that she's a lesbian. That would explain why her relationships are only good for albums.

I don't know why my Twitter decided to start following @tlnychat and @tedishigh, but no, I didn't. So gtfo of my timeline.

Apparently, Facebook bought Instagram. Well, that was fun while it lasted.

I made FB hide an ad for Madonna's new album and said it was because it was offensive. It was just her face.

If every woman were @lights, my life would be good.

I hate it when stupid women stand in front of me at concerts and film the whole time. You're at a farkin' concert, you dumb bimbo.