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I do the stupidest shit when I'm sober.
So tell me now where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart.
It's weird how much funnier a person can become when they change their avi to something hotter.
Walking around with a gallon of apple juice in one had and a fistful of bacon in the other because I'm an adult.
There's only so much time I can spend listening to trivial details about your day before I'm going to ask you to please shut the fuck up.
Just for a second I thought of you, and that second in time was beautiful, but the second following it was dark, and that second never ends.
"Two can be as bad as one cause it's the lonliest number since the number one."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day is not a bitch."
"Sometimes all you need is a warm body to hold you when you're down."-Grandma's view on dating after your prime.
"Some bitch ass bug tryin' to steal my shit."-Something I actually said today.
In my most sober moments I'm surrounded by you.
Remember me, once in a while, please promise me you'll try.
It's not like you should care, I jut wanted you to know.
It kind of hurts that I can't even be popular on the internet.
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."-RickJames.
"Why is 'Suck my dick' an insult? Like,"Sure, man I'll suck your dick. What are friends for.'"
I hate it when the sun shines.
I should probably find a better way to spend my time.. http://favstar.fm/users/StephanieGlugla