@rhodri not quite bum, but will this do? Followed this car into a supermarket to snap its number plate last month 😂 http://t.co/BKPCQiOU

I'm sexy and I know it... pic.twitter.com/AZvsHLnE

@das_beard and look like this? http://t.co/IoCOrekS

The word 'bling' used by politicians makes my ears want to bleed.
They'll be reaffirming statements with "Ya get me blud" soon #newsnight

@mezmerrett all followed mez @misscharlotte__ @angeljin @marktevez @joecherrie @sharonf1983 @robsladden @jo_lou_la_belle @martibick2000

@mrjamesob It was thought that participants of #rallyagainstdebt had occupied Fortnum & Masons but they were just buying lunch

@teamb_o_b @bonbonsandbows that's nothing. I also follow a car @kiauk - however, the car makes me chuckle *send help*

I have a strange urge to buy flowers for a stranger and make them smile ;)

Excellent!!!

“@1td: just eating some rice, wbu? http://t.co/OmY5QrLX”

@teamb_o_b @rainbowtrustcc haha. A pleasure as always. You do the running. I'll do the donating. Cheap at half the price ;)

An actual singer in a singing competition. How refreshing #xfactor

@rock_chick_11 @liamjp11 there is so much beard coming out of those pants you'd be better off with @das_beard
:-D

@katupoo the chilli heatwave ones are delicious. Mmmmmmmmm don't know why I woke up thinking about Doritos though.

This is your ' it's 30 minutes till #FrozenPlanet ' alarm. #nothanksnecessary

@katupoo you have to have Cheesecake if it's on the menu. It's the law. #lawabidingcitizen

@thehughespship @domybooks @katupoo the age old story of boy meets girl, fancies her, and acts like a Pratt to get her attention..

I'm on my way to 5K! exercised 30min total, 8min running, 1min max run! http://t.co/3S0KfeS1

#ff @helen_boe @sickyslicker @rayfaulkner1 @voiceofanfield @journo24 @redhelen12 @vibrancematt @greencha2610

@debsa #photochallenge blue/green debate http://t.co/S1OLncZ

@katupoo you have to stop making me laugh so loud. The neighbours know I'm home alone and will wonder what on earth I'm doing !!