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Renesmee is a "half immortal." Not possible. You cannot divide infinity by two.
This just in: American conservatives forced by law to aid the sick and poor, just like God had been telling them to for 2000 years.
I don't understand people who want something but who don't ask for it. It annoys me.
I wanna apparate in the winters. Way better than walking.
If I could have one birthday wish, it would be to have Alan Rickman read to me for hours, just to hear his perfect voice.
My Apple products are Steve Jobs' horcruxes.
When you say "simple" what you mean is "so intuitive I don't even think about doing it," which is why you don't understand how hard it is.
I mean, I am totally looking forward to the next few days of fallacious reasoning and incessant clapping. It's my favorite. #cultsarebad
Galaxy Quest is one of my all-time favorite movies. By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
Brilliant! Bring your iMac to the Olympic fountain. Because water and iMacs are so BFFs.