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'my son asked why women pee sitting down, I told him that they're lazy.'
Don't turn a teenage pregnancy into a cute thing. Just don't.
Annoying when a girl post a picture of a simple meal and say "wifey material" cooking from a box isn't hard. Relax
'just what I wanted, my son half drunk at mother's day breakfast.' - my mom
Apparently my sister is a dumb bitch
Everyone is annoying after one hour.
Funny when girls take pictures on the weekends and make a conscious effort to show the alcohol they're drinking in the picture. Chill ma
Idk if I should go to Carly yoshidas UCLA farmers market or Josh Lorentzens frat car wash. Mhmm
It's really funny when a beyond slutty girl preaches relationship advice.
I need more drunk friends to tell jokes to.
Funny when girls take ig pictures with pre-workout. Relax bitch
Shout out to the Laker fans for being non existent this season.
Calmdown girl ain't nobody trying to be your babies daddy.
How is transformation Tuesday a thing? Come on guys
Annoying how almost every girl misses each other. Shut up you superficial idiots
Sad when someone has let you down consistently enough that it doesn't even surprise you anymore.
I wanna get so drunk that I can taste sound
I don't respect a lot of you. Get your life out of mine. #onifc #sfgiants #bostonceltics