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'my son asked why women pee sitting down, I told him that they're lazy.'
Sad when someone has let you down consistently enough that it doesn't even surprise you anymore.
Don't turn a teenage pregnancy into a cute thing. Just don't.
Annoying when a girl post a picture of a simple meal and say "wifey material" cooking from a box isn't hard. Relax
I liked camilo better when he thought he was gonna be in the NFL rather now when he thinks he's gonna be a billionaire entrepreneur.
I wish you could mark people as spam in real world.
If someone is dumb enough to Pass up on you make sure to make them regret it in the future.
I don't blame the girls who aren't friends with other girls, some of you are too thirsty and embarrassing to even tolerate. Think
Dam you went to the river today? Sick
Don't be one of those individuals that always needs a bf/gf at all times. Take some time to yourself and enjoy it.
'just what I wanted, my son half drunk at mother's day breakfast.' - my mom
Apparently my sister is a dumb bitch
You know what's shitty about being single? Hitler was even able to find someone that liked him. Just let that sink in.
Excuse the fuck out of me.
Everyone is annoying after one hour.
What's up warrior
I usually don't get what I want, but I always get what I need . Fresno pacific university. #onifc #sfgiants #bostonceltics #regime #ovoo #topsznJ2M