Confirmed: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will be in attendance at Saturday's Winnipeg Jets game.

Let me get this straight, the show is called The REAL Housewives of Vancouver… and not a single one of them is Asian?

Fast & Furious 6? Hmm, I haven’t seen the first five, so I probably wouldn't be able to follow the plot.

Little known fact, "first day of Spring" means "bitter, frozen hellscape" in Ukrainian. #Winnipeg

@msbehavior @shelleyacook You two are super terrible at poetry.

Black Ops 2 and the new Twilight movie being released the same week is really the most effective form of birth control you could ask for.

Hey America, don't blow it tomorrow. #election2012

A 98 Degrees reunion is apparently in the works. Good, I've been looking for something to round out my "reasons for suicide" list.

Anne Murray introduces k.d. lang who then shouts out Stompin’ Tom and Rita MacNeil. It doesn’t get much more Canadian than that. #JUNOAwards

Just to irritate them, we should start referring to the town of Morris as the town of “Maurice.” #Manitoba

Beer prices are set to go up at midnight. The price of being robbed for your increasingly expensive beer however remains free. #Winnipeg

"Well, at least I've still got my bronze medal from the Olym...... goddamnit." - Lance Armstrong

I still don’t get why you’d put a waterpark next to the Human Rights Museum. That's like putting a Sals on your nicest bridge. Oh wait...

A Toronto company is making a TV show about life in #Winnipeg’s North End. Pretty sure we already have one, it’s called “Crime Stoppers.”

#Mexico has three new wind farms to lower their carbon footprint. Now if only they could lower their murdering-tourists footprint.

I could see giving Gene Simmons the key to say, the Palomino Club... but the whole city? #Winnipeg

"These raisins aren't even close to being ready!" -Accidental Grapeist #AccidentalRacist

Mr Jetz TV is suing the #Winnipeg Police for defamation. Meanwhile, several minors are suing him for inflammation.

Breaking: Roman Polanski tapped to direct Mr Jetz TV: The Movie. #Winnipeg

See-through #Lululemon pants headline suggestion: Sheer Madness!