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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is fine. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
Got a feeling Rick Astley is going to struggle with lent
The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them ffs
#YouDontBelongOnTwitterIf you're a girl. You belong in the kitchen
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I also can't believe kids younger than year 6 have Blackberries and iPhones - its like the parents are trying to take away their innocence
#InOurGeneration people reckon they've made it when they have a bottle of Grey Goose in a club
#moviesimprovedwithswearing Shrek would be amazing with swear words
my room is the G spot, Call me mr flintstone, cause im gonna fuck the shit out of you
Genuinely think God handcrafted perfection in the form of Alena Shishkova and put her on this Earth by accident
the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties
Watch tonight yeh, Arsenal will win then get knocked out in the next game LOL :(
A spider the size of a golf ball is in my room so I guess this is my last tweet
The best relationships are the ones you didn't expect to be in
Following me will improve your sex life. I also write better tweets than your boyfriend...