If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is fine. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.

Got a feeling Rick Astley is going to struggle with lent

The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them ffs

#YouDontBelongOnTwitterIf you're a girl. You belong in the kitchen

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e0vNjQgFfA … @cameronsvb smashing it as usual, wait till you hear the EP - #MASSIVE

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNrpxsiN6Y&feature=plcp … NEW @cameronsvb CHECK IT OUT !

@n_abbott ur making me cry lmfao

I also can't believe kids younger than year 6 have Blackberries and iPhones - its like the parents are trying to take away their innocence

#InOurGeneration people reckon they've made it when they have a bottle of Grey Goose in a club

#moviesimprovedwithswearing Shrek would be amazing with swear words

my room is the G spot, Call me mr flintstone, cause im gonna fuck the shit out of you

#ImTiredOfHearing Au Seve loool

Genuinely think God handcrafted perfection in the form of Alena Shishkova and put her on this Earth by accident

the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties

Watch tonight yeh, Arsenal will win then get knocked out in the next game LOL :(

anyone else miss @n_abbott on twitter ? #ghost

A spider the size of a golf ball is in my room so I guess this is my last tweet

The best relationships are the ones you didn't expect to be in

Last night pic.twitter.com/lPA8xMto

#THROWBACKTHURSDAY playing saxophone at the Eiffel Tower and Disneyland Paris last year pic.twitter.com/urcgzYuJ