Creator of the gif just announced that it's pronounced 'jif'; only a matter of time before it's rebranded as 'Cif'.

Boss vs leader pic.twitter.com/8xJS32LMaR

When I get nostalgic for what it was like to use a 14400 modem, I open the App Store app.

Eric Schmidt wants governments to regulate drones because of privacy concerns?  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22134898 … He should Google define:irony sometime

With apologies to @gruber, here is a Translation from Bullshit to English of the Google Chrome Blink Developer FAQ.

 http://prng.net/blink-faq.html 

Remember that @blackpixel has many of the brightest people in Cocoa development. If they couldn’t get iCloud working, who can?

It all seems so simple: just slap a SQLite DB in Dropbox. Then you realize that is basically what Apple is trying with iCloud/Core Data...

And now for this week’s lesson in “If You’re Not Paying For It, You’re the Product Being Sold”.

“Don’t build products on top of third party services you don’t control.” As true today as when I first heard it.  http://googlereader.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/powering-down-google-reader.html?m=1 …

Kudos to the NHS for updating the Homeopathy page to reflect what a load of utter crap it is:  http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/homeopathy/Pages/Introduction.aspx …

Core Data and iCloud sync will never ever work.

 http://createlivelove.com/246/why-all-my-ios-apps-are-on-hold-or-icloud-sucks-part-ii/ …

@dlpasco The Standard Project Plan: Requirements, Design, Coding, Tears, Late Nights, Frustration, Who Wrote This Shit, Testing & Shipping

I share information about people’s problems with iCloud/Core Data because I give a damn and I want to be able to use it, not to flame Apple.

iCloud: Another one bites the dust:  http://noidentityapps.com/blog/?p=905 

“A close look at how Oracle installs deceptive software with Java updates” -  http://www.zdnet.com/a-close-look-at-how-oracle-installs-deceptive-software-with-java-updates-7000010038/ …

Everyone wants @starbucks_uk to pay more tax, but when @uktesco does pony up it’s a problem all of a sudden. Make your minds up.

Dear Xcode,

I used Eclipse for six hours today. I will *never* say another word. Ever. Seriously.

I’m sorry,
Evan

“God have mercy on our souls” is not something you want to be putting in your commit notices.

75% off IntelliJ IDEA, PhpStorm, ReSharper, RubyMine, WebStorm, dotTrace, PyCharm, AppCode, dotCover for the next 20hrs  http://www.jetbrains.com/specials/index.jsp …

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour.