Popes Magopes

Day 5: "Haikus are Easy, But..." #threadless http://t.co/O2kIWs7p

Good news everyone; six piece chicken nuggets have been added to the McDonalds dollar menu #value #meals #deals

@mysociallist The @andrewwk rsvp email address isn't working for me, I'm not sure if it's valid.

@timduffy Sit, Vicious #punkdogs

@jennyonaplain I like Adventure Time #mathematical

@angieecakess "@studioatwebster: TONIGHT: SHARKWEEK KICK OFF PARTY!! BEER PONG, SHARK WEEK ON FLAT SCREENS, DJ SETS 11PM til u die!"

"Her name... was Roberta Paulson" #workaholics #fightclub

#breakfasttip: Mix Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Krispies in the same bowl. It's a taste sensation

“Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets” #RonSwanson

Wow get out of my head. "@angieecakess: Can't I just lay in bed for a few more hours and watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?"

@heyitsliam u prob got an ATM card tho allowing entry anytime, so you have 1 up on the homeless guy waiting for you to finish your sandwich

Saving @callinoates as a contact in my phone for Hall/Oates related emergencies.

Latkes are great... don't know why it's just a Jewish thing on Chanukah #latkesyearround

@heyitsliam @bellhouseny Waaaaah cry me 96 tears.

@theimpulsivebuy I’d like to party with the Grimace & snort lines of Honey Mustard & make it rain McNuggets in Vegas. BIG MAC 4 LYFE!

@heyitsliam Ha I was in one of the many awkward spots where people had to pass by at TYF.

@joemande STOP GIVING AWAY DENIS LEARY'S TWEETS FOR FREE! http://t.co/fVBIT4u

@leopoldallen Nineteen-Eighty Whore #greatamericanpornographicnovel

You could cut the sexual tension between Vic Mackey and Claudette with a knife! RT @heyitsliam CCH Pounder? Don't mind if I do!