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Twinkies are back on shelves at stores. Going to continue never buying them.
Saw a kid wearing a Thing 2 shirt from the Cat in the Hat. Why sell yourself and not be Thing 1?
Overheard sister to brother at 5 and below: "YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA LET US SWIM IN A POOL WITH POOP IN IT?"
How do the people at E! News sleep at night, just saw a 5 minute segment critiquing the fashion choices of Siri Cruise.
"Her name... was Roberta Paulson" #workaholics #fightclub
#breakfasttip: Mix Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Krispies in the same bowl. It's a taste sensation
“Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets” #RonSwanson