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That Abe Lincoln vampire movies looks like fun until I remember how many people didn't know Titanic was based on a real event.
No-eyed deers butting things.
Hm, if we can only convince the UK's panic buyers there's a book shortage looming, maybe we can save publishing.
Guy in bathroom couldn't make infrared towel dispenser work so I said, "Maybe you died and no one told you." He looked upset.
What I miss about being a student are spontaneous social events, and having someone else as invested in my success as I am.
The interrobang tops my list of Best Punctuation Of 2012, for most accurately capturing the WTF-ness of the past twelve months.
Wow, the wind in NYC was so strong overnight, it pushed two publishers into one!
Instead of a syllabus this semester, I'll just spontaneously lecture about whatever is happening on Twitter that morning.
The sentence after the sentence in which your story reveals its protagonist as an aspiring writer better be the greatest sentence ever.
The bad news is I applied to the wrong NEA. But the good news is now I'm novelist in residence at the Nuclear Energy Agency!
Father, teacher, writer, editor, cheeseburger enthusiast. Author of the novel THE BEE-LOUD GLADE. Editor of @NecessaryFic.