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My selfie stick is just a regular stick, but when I see someone taking a selfie I poke them with it.
I generally prefer fiction to memoir because there’s always a better chance, however slight, of a giant robot attack on the next page.
One thing I never get tired of on social media (despite the occasional jealous twinge) is good people with good books receiving good press.
In the hot new reality show The Bachelard, a houseful of philosopher contestants compete to interpret the material space they share.
Sometimes "emerging writer" makes me picture a dewy butterfly at its cocoon, others a blind baby bird. But often a grave's shifting soil.
How many literary agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
We read your joke with interest, but are not enthusiastic enough to finish it.
Novelists everywhere are daydreaming this morning that readers will someday line up at stores to buy their failed first drafts, too.
New Idea: Buy an old jail and make it a writers' retreat where residents get locked in (and fed!) until their book is finished.
When Halloween comes, remind me I want to go as Linked In. I’ll just knock on the same door over and over.
How do I turn off "track changes" in my mirror?
Had to take down the birch tree where my agent lives (you’ll recall he’s a squirrel). Hope I don’t come to regret this, professionally.
There is no place more optimistic than the folder on my hard drive where I put PDF scholarly articles I intend to read later.
Author of a couple of novels. Editor at @NecessaryFic. Faculty at Emerson College. Bear?
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