RT"Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. Feels great until you look down and realize you're gay" @adamcarolla"

RT@libertyspinnet: SENATE SNEAKS IN #SOPA UNDER NEW NAME http://t.co/0kwmSopC // @joerogan @redban @duncantrussell

"@onlyinbos: This FBI agent did not have to climb this fence. #WATERTOWN  http://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx "//// LMAO the best!

Hey #DEATHSQUADhouston @garzarobert and I have been discussing (3 DMs) about getting #DShtown on the charity scene. What u cats think?

"FUCK! PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT REAL NEWS! we better run a Travon Martin story, cats, guns and show the new Jordans." -@cnn @foxnews @msnbc

How is #StopWeed2013 trending? only like 3 tweets against weed all other just making fun of those 3. #LetMyPeopleGrow

Didnt feel like waking up for work today but then i remembered what @senrandpaul & @tedcruz did yesterday. 8Hrs not very long #StandWithRand

I realized i was crazy when i noticed i followed every twitter account Alex Jones has made.

#FF @leftright_silky @constantinerane @lowanimal @mish_the_dish @gonzogreen29 @theizzyrock @garzarobert @foty_oz @postalpoet @weirdcooldumb

#LetMyPeopleGrow

#ff @saraespivey because she once... ahh fuck it I got nothing. just follow her because she is awesome and may #followback if ur a rad ass

check out this kid tell his lazy teacher how to teach. hope more kids do this.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAsTXtowZVQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

#happy420 its going down here with @wackytabaaky @merryjayne420 @cannapriss

This FBI agent did not have to climb this fence. #WATERTOWN  http://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx " @boston_wrangler @wackytabaaky @merryjayne420 LOL

@lowanimal @gspotthemaster @brandan0 @bertkreischer we have fun

Today i am extremely proud to be American and to see Americans wake up. Thank you @senrandpaul #StandWithRand

we all must #StandWithRand

#DEATHSQUAD #JustFuckingDoIt

Hey people that smoke pot.... my studies show about 83% of us own a cat. #CoolCats

@thewhiskeyjack Romney Mexican and Obama from Kenya, Both funded by Goldman Sachs.