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Geoff Shreeves has been spotted heading to Brad & Angelina's with a folder marked "adoption papers". Brace yourselves kids. #shreevesfacts
Does anyone know the best way to smoke a salmon? I've used a whole packet or rizla so far and I stil can't get the bastard lit.
Looking for people to star in my sci-fi movie about classical composers sent back in time to prevent a robotic uprising, I'll be Bach.
The band i'm happy to say I spent 10yrs with & still count as friends. Track called "Stone Throw Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB9YENfvxcs&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
OH NO! BORIS HAS ESCAPED FROM HIS CAGE! QUICK, GET TO HYDE PARK WITH A GIANT NET AND A TRANQUILISER GUN!
The Pope has said mankind is "groping in the darkness" not unlike most of his clergy...
It's steak & blowjob day, or to married men everywhere, it's Friday.
Ash Wednesday, everyone's favourite anal sex Sean Connery based pun day.
Can't believe they knighted Bradley Wiggins and he's still cutting about on a bike! Get the guy his horse for fuck sake, he's a knight!
Law enforcement breathes a huge sigh of relief today as Movember ends & it becomes easier to spot genuine sex criminals by their facial hair
That's a bit racist! "BBCScotlandNews: All Blacks can be beaten - Ford "