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Geoff Shreeves has been spotted heading to Brad & Angelina's with a folder marked "adoption papers". Brace yourselves kids. #shreevesfacts
The band i'm happy to say I spent 10yrs with & still count as friends. Track called "Stone Throw Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB9YENfvxcs&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
OH NO! BORIS HAS ESCAPED FROM HIS CAGE! QUICK, GET TO HYDE PARK WITH A GIANT NET AND A TRANQUILISER GUN!
The Pope has said mankind is "groping in the darkness" not unlike most of his clergy...
Law enforcement breathes a huge sigh of relief today as Movember ends & it becomes easier to spot genuine sex criminals by their facial hair
That's a bit racist! "BBCScotlandNews: All Blacks can be beaten - Ford "
If anyone would like to come & see my Edinburgh fringe show, then write me some material, find me an agent & book me into a venue. Ta.
i wonder wHy tom cruisE keepS divorcinG All these lovelY girls!? must be something we're missing!?
Morning Tweeters it's free coffee Friday in Starbuck's today, if you give your name as a retro computer game character, you don't pay!
So the new Pope's Argentinian, let's see if he uses the 'Hand of God' defence for Catholic priests.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man would still be blind, but would only have one eye. Making him worse off, if anything.
Remember people, it's the day before christmas, if the shop doesn't have it. It's your fault, not theirs. Don't be a dick out there.
Do we really need on location reporting from the forecourt where Bradley Wiggins was run over? It's hardly the fucking Arab spring.
The only man in Glasgow to put a prize-winning Ram in a headlock.