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Geoff Shreeves has been spotted heading to Brad & Angelina's with a folder marked "adoption papers". Brace yourselves kids. #shreevesfacts
Does anyone know the best way to smoke a salmon? I've used a whole packet or rizla so far and I stil can't get the bastard lit.
Looking for people to star in my sci-fi movie about classical composers sent back in time to prevent a robotic uprising, I'll be Bach.
The band i'm happy to say I spent 10yrs with & still count as friends. Track called "Stone Throw Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB9YENfvxcs&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
OH NO! BORIS HAS ESCAPED FROM HIS CAGE! QUICK, GET TO HYDE PARK WITH A GIANT NET AND A TRANQUILISER GUN!
The Pope has said mankind is "groping in the darkness" not unlike most of his clergy...
Can't believe they knighted Bradley Wiggins and he's still cutting about on a bike! Get the guy his horse for fuck sake, he's a knight!
Law enforcement breathes a huge sigh of relief today as Movember ends & it becomes easier to spot genuine sex criminals by their facial hair
That's a bit racist! "BBCScotlandNews: All Blacks can be beaten - Ford "
If anyone would like to come & see my Edinburgh fringe show, then write me some material, find me an agent & book me into a venue. Ta.
i wonder wHy tom cruisE keepS divorcinG All these lovelY girls!? must be something we're missing!?
The only man in Glasgow to put a prize-winning Ram in a headlock.