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When I factor in the bots, abandoned accounts, multiple account holders, and those who don't speak English, I have 14 followers.
I heard that bigger girls go the extra mile to please men. As long as they don't have to walk that extra mile.
151 Bacardi Is A Violent Drunk Charlie Brown
wanna get a wig that looks like my own hair and go as myself next year
*Kid dressed as a police officer*
"Trick or treat!"
"You don't have a warrant!"
Fuck what they think.
I saw about 20 BatsMan and SpidersMan tonight. I've never felt more safe.
You and I have dances to complete, drinks to share, secrets to whisper, love to make. Let's not pretend we are not the fortunate
I wonder if all the earrings that go missing from my ears while I'm sleeping go to the same place as socks that disappear in the wash.
My parents got the same pride in me getting 2nd place in the spelling bee that Kansas City has for the Royals. I got a trophy though.
Tragedy strikes the Giants as Bumgarner picks up his MVP trophy and his arm falls off.
Thank you for sharing your feelings tonight. Can I sprinkle a little salt on it to bring out its flavor?
I would have been here sooner, but I was trying to pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
watching My Best Friend's Wedding with my drug dealer
Plot twist: you pay me money to read your stupid tweets.
Rich white men crying over a baseball game.
See you in the spring, baseball.