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Whenever someone at Arby's asks me if I want horsey sauce, I reply, "Why would I want glue? That doesn't even go well with roast beef!"
It's 1/5 pause for the cause. Always reduce your fractions people even stoners know that.
Right, I'm off for a bath. You can come and join me if you'd like, as long as you don't slap me in the face with any of your extremities.
The Ouija Board first went on sale in the late 19th century, and until sold to Hasbro in 1991, included a real ghost.
If someone didn't like having sex with you, tell them your vagina was hacked
I've had so many conversations in my head, you'd think I would be better at talking to people by now.
10 second drop rule in effect and, presto: mmmmm, floor bacon...
Two sleeps until, "Tammy."
That reminds me of something. I think it was either in a Fellini movie or the bum down the street said it. Gain wisdom wherever you can.
OK, that last tweet sounded weird. It's not that I don't want the sex thing, but it's subordinate to smoking and laughing with her.
When I need direction. I ask.
bro, do you even like penis coladas?
When I was a starving artist I painted nothing but cheeseburgers and vaginas.
UPDATE: Corporations are people. Specifically, corporations are total fucking assholes.
Take your time, I know some of you can't read.
I'd kick your ass but you'd probably like that, so that's out
Mean girls eventually grow up
To become mean women
2% Phone numbers.
5% Stuff I should get done for work/home.
90% Song lyrics.