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If two idiots fall in love, it's fairly obvious what the end result will be, to all but them.
It's about that time... those who know me.
OMG TELL ME ABT GLUTEN - Chris Martin sext
Jesus fuck I hate sooo many if you.
What? I get 2 raffle tickets for a drawing for every drink I purchase ? Like I needed an incentive to drink.
Little known rugby rule: Every quarter the goalie has to take Derby Time, which is when he lays down and makes grass angels for 2 minutes.
My woman has vodka on her breath.
Having a sensitive heart can be both a good and a bad thing.
I am not pro nor anti Anonymous. They do make me nervous. Especially since anyone can be Anonymous...
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Try spreading Sulfur Mustard on a hotdog its less painful
Sorry it took me three years to notice you unfriended me on FB.
Let's get you pregnant and into that kitchen.
I want to poop on your stupid face.
Customers should get a discount at Urban Outfitters for listening to the music they play.
When something you wrote a while ago magically appears brand-new in your notifications at the time you needed to remember you're a miracle.
When I get through cancer, I won't be calling myself a 'survivor.' I won't tag that onto my name. It deserves no longevity in my life.
I sent a dude a picture of my tits and he replied with a chicken recipe.