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"Oh thank God." - Bill Cosby right now
Spoiler Alert: L I F E S U C K S
Life is like a box of chocolates... or decades of drudgery filled with snippets of happiness only to end in a futile void of meaninglessness
Hey Sam Smith, a Hasidic rebbe called, he wants his coat back.
Whatever the 1960s was to music, this is the opposite of that.
Tonight I'm having a 3 way with poor judgement and bad decisions.
My best and worst ideas are usually the same thing
Lil John always wears glasses because he has a glass eye with a bullseye on it.
Dennis Hopper was a handsome young bastard.
Holidays are near.
Drunk Facebook posts are entertaining.
If you want something, don't do anything about it. Eventually it will fall into your lap because the universe owes it to you
If a fortune teller told me that your forties would be this exhausting I would have slept less back then because exhausted now.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching pot dealers and now my family gets Christmas.
Do's my grammer sucks ??
You may now return to your regularly scheduled self loathing and procrastination.
That time I wore Cool Water for a whole semester because I thought it was unisex.