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If you haven't yet tried the new cracker/pretzel hybrid, don't.
More for me.
In one hour and 41 minutes I will officially be old enough to not understand anything that comes out of the mouth of anyone younger than 25.
If you want to control a population, scare that population. Maybe I'm paranoid, maybe they really are out to get us.
Guess we'll see.
I don't care who wins the world series now I've Said it.
I'm usually non challant...today I'm very challant.
Wal-Mart is a brick and Mordor.
"He's so right"-what girls sometimes admit to girls, when crying and drunk
"I'm right"-what girls always say to guys, anytime anywhere
All these motherfucking Freud twitter accounts following me now
The only thing I can think about when you call your vehicle a "she" is where you station your groin when you try to hump it.
My Legs want to hug your shoulders goodnight..
Just over here redefining "age-appropriate"
But, I'm not tired.
With the amount of tissues in my bedroom garbage can, people are going to start seriously questioning whether or not I'm actually a dude.
Oh, you have no regrets?
What's it like being a narcissistic sociopath?
I'm 5k followers away from picking butts out of public ashtrays and screaming at parked cars.
The Ebola virus has been brought to the USA mainly by Doctors and Scientists, proving that it's much safer to be an underachiever.
Mia looked back at Ed, rocking against his thick manhood, but slightly bothered by his lamp, which made zero sense with the rest of the room