Sometimes a girl just wants to be held....

Face down ass up and fucked to oblivion.

Dear men everywhere... We like sex more than you do. But we like GOOD SEX. Make it happen! Thanks, ~~ Women everywhere

There is "a twitter crush" then there is "I want to meet you and fuck your brains out".. big difference.

Aww how cute!! ~~~~ Me to a 25 year old that thinks they got it figured out.

eeny meeny miny mo, catch the slut by her throat, if she moans don't let her go, spank her ass and fuck her slow.

Inspirational tweet: Get the fuck over it!

Dear men,
women like attention, ignore her and she will turn 2someone else for it.

Sincerely,
Women everywhere.

Twitter, where all the desperate house wives come to satisfy their horny needs.

On Facebook, I am a proud wife, mother, friend, sister, daughter. on Twitter, I am..... ME!

Dear followers. I love all the star loving U give me its like little kisses, BUT Retweeting,thats like a giant penis in my vagina everytime!

Lets play a drinking game! Every time you Retweet/star my tweet I take a shot.. you can indirectly fuel my drunkenness!

Ask yourself today..did I star fuck my crush enough today? Because if you are not someone else will. starfuck=Crush
*Its the law on twitter*

Who's cock do I need to suck around here to get a fucking RT?

SEX... does the body good. Specially when you can have multiple orgasms.

Inspirational tweet: Get your head out of your ass.

Don't sweep me off of my feet, I want my feet up in the air with you over me drilling me like no one has!

RETWEET if you LIKE VAGINA!

Morning blow job, because a girl needs a good dose of protein in the morning.

I may not have a perfect body naked, but I still LOVE what I see in the mirror. Ladies, love your curves & your imperfections. U R PERFECT!

So Im good enough to star fuck but not to pass around? RETWEET BITCHES Share be NICE!