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If you're over 18 and are #hornyforjustin , you're a pedophile. If you're under 18, you're a whore and your parents should be ashamed.
I hate when people say they'll never use Alegbra or any sort of math in their future careers. Sit your dumb ass the fuck down... slow bitch
If you've been a stripper for over a year, and still don't have a car, you may want to reevaluate your life and enroll at Everest Institute.
My coworker has a jesus fish tramp stamp.
I die a little when I see fat chicks buying mags like Shape & Fitness at the same time as they buy their massive bag of chips.
"Now everyone can know what its like to wear Versace" - Jessica Alba on Versace for H&M...... Bitch, shut up.
Lawd forgive me for punching my cousin in the eye... he's a bitch though.
I want a unicorn.
Prepping my winter body. Lots of blubber to keep me warm in the 60 degree Miami weather. Give me ice cream and KFC. BFF forevaaa.
Putting the finishing touches on my open letter to Kevin Durant...
Business trips because I'm a boss.
I'm so thoughtful and generous with everyone around me, but it seems like its never the other way around 😔
College grad who writes and blogs. I also manage @bigrela. Inquiries: firstname.lastname@example.org