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I like my coffee like my men: Strong and able to keep me up all night.....
I have tweet-block .. Much like writer's block but 1000x more pathetic and sad
Woke up with a sore throat soo unless you have something for me to suck on don't even bother taking to me
Being sick sucks Balls!!!.....
Been folding clothes for about an hour sooo if you ever see me shopping just go right ahead sweep the leg and slap the shit out of me
It's amazing how much I put my body through....I'm surprised my hand hasn't involuntary slapped me
Making brownies and I'm so not above licking the bowl/spoon ... Mmmm goodness on my tongue ;)
Was Dwight Howard a volleyball player because that spike/block holyshit!'
Well throwing the towel in for the day, No literally just have a towel on and it's coming off in 5..4..3..2......
Consider this full warning: if you suggestively say to me "You just need some meat in you" ..Don't think I'm not going to run with that ;)
2 hour meeting with out compliance department and now I'm suspicious of everyone and everything .... !!
Hey ladies, what's with the overuse of the eyeliner.... Did I miss day when they taught us that??....
Sooo...playing the Darth Vader Theme Song when your boss enters the conference room is a big hit with everyone except the boss