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Ladies, want to know if you're hot? Burp loudly in front of men. If they laugh or high 5 you, you're hot. If they get disgusted, you're not.
I'm Catholic and celebrate Eid, cook fatoor for Ramadan, help distribute food on Ashoora. It's all about being ONE. Merry Christmas.
Him: "You talk too much."
Me: "You breathe too much."
Marriage is so awesome.
Yes, please, more tweets about your private parts, sex and how horny you are. Because that shit never gets old.
Yes, please name the designers of everything you're wearing in your Instagram pics. You still look like a cheap Russian whore.
The problem with a subtweet is that 90% of your followers will think it's about them. (We're all a little paranoid and mentally ill here.)
We get it. You have a chalet, a cook, nanny, driver, maids, 4 cars, yacht and private jet. Not impressed. Now fuck off and get a soul.
My 11-yo son has Aspergers and won't even kill a fly. It's not a mental illness. It's a high functioning form of autism.
Any jokes about bombs will get you blocked. Don't even RT that shit into my TL.
In the summertime the two water options you have in the shower are Hot and OMFG Thats's Hot. #onlyinkuwait
At some point Twitter will get old and we'll all be making fun of it on another social network.
Donald Trump needs to shut the fuck up about that revolution shit. Brainwashed Fox News viewers might take it seriously. Settle down, clown.
Religious enough 2 sport a long beard. Not religious enough to let the poor construction workers stop building your house during a sandstorm
Happy Thanksgiving and shit.
Just call it Chocolate and Vibrator Day and then I'll be down with this whole Women's Day bullshit.
#WhatWeNeedinKuwait Self sufficiency. Learn how to drive yourselves, clean your own homes, watch your own kids. Help is necessary but c'mon
There should be a Shut The Fuck Up option next to the star icon.
Before you get married, watch War Of The Roses. All marriages end up that way. (Sorry, someone had to burst the fairy tale bubble.)
Eating an Egyptian dish that sounds like "Michelle's tit". Delicious.