Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Lets make a stupid ass rap about it...that should boost sales. - advertisement executives
I can't believe they haven't shut this site down by now.
Retweet me so that I can be ignored by a larger audience.
Christopher Nolan is king of the mind fuck.
I went gambling last night. I broke even, and a hymen.
Women are like quantum physics, I think. I'm not sure. I don't understand quantum physics.
I wish women could go back to wearing those Victorian corsets. All those bitches did was eat cake !!!
Pffft....*boyfriend called me a stalker today.
*hot guy from my gym
If you're happy and you know it, share your pills.
All that judging makes you look fat.
When the fuck does Narnia open?
Can't. Stop. Drinking about tomorrow.
Oreos and milk for breakfast just like a normal, well adjusted adult without emotional problems
NOvember will be YESvember before you know it.
Shut up, I think it's funny.
"Please gaand ke nazdeek rassi bomb mat jalao" - Dogs.
I WISH THERE WAS A WEBSITE FOR FAT PEOPLE THAT WANT TO DIE ALONE *REFRESHES TWITTER PAGE*
You don’t look anything like your mug shot.
Science called, they said you're gay and they're okay with that.
Always be yourself. It's physically impossible to be someone else.
Pillow fights are all fun and games until someone gets shot
Can sing the entire Bohemian Rhapsody , has an extra nipple and proudly plays with it . My imaginary girlfriend loves me more than you do .