If you think joints beat bongs, #Icantdateyou. We can still be friends tho

Stoner girls do it better

#YouMightBeAStonerIf if just the number 420 distracts you

I'm gonna write a song named "with myself". Hopefully it'll become a huge hit so I can see people tweeting "#nowplaying with myself"

Say something nice to a stranger. The world needs a little more love today

#YouMightBeAStonerIf your car still needs an oil change cuz you needed an 1/8

Weed should be smoked, vaped or eaten. Never prohibited

#YouMightBeAStonerIf your TL is 95% other Stoners

I'm not clumsy. I'm just not a very good Ninja

I'm not violent but if you're a bong I'm gonna hit you

If you follow exactly 420 people I'm not following you. Seems you just want numbers not a #stonerfamily

#YouMightBeAStonerIf wake and bake is better than Folgers in your cup

Smoking weed does not make you a bad person. Smoking my weed without my knowledge does

#YouMightBeAStonerIf you still watch cartoons cuz they're really made for you and not kids

RT @stonerima: "I think some of you girls would never leave the tub if you had this http://t.co/wUcRdNkZ " @miissmetal ;)

#YouMightBeAStonerIf an Above The Influence commercial makes you want to smoke

If you cheat you deserve whatever happens. And never my heart

I love weed. I really do. And yet I have no problem setting it on fire.

If you're smoking right now, be thankful. There's a lot of people not as lucky

#YouMightBeAStonerIf you don't smoke cigarettes but always have a lighter