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If you think joints beat bongs, #Icantdateyou. We can still be friends tho
Stoner girls do it better
#YouMightBeAStonerIf if just the number 420 distracts you
I'm gonna write a song named "with myself". Hopefully it'll become a huge hit so I can see people tweeting "#nowplaying with myself"
Say something nice to a stranger. The world needs a little more love today
#YouMightBeAStonerIf your car still needs an oil change cuz you needed an 1/8
Weed should be smoked, vaped or eaten. Never prohibited
#YouMightBeAStonerIf your TL is 95% other Stoners
I'm not clumsy. I'm just not a very good Ninja
I'm not violent but if you're a bong I'm gonna hit you
If you follow exactly 420 people I'm not following you. Seems you just want numbers not a #stonerfamily
#YouMightBeAStonerIf wake and bake is better than Folgers in your cup
Smoking weed does not make you a bad person. Smoking my weed without my knowledge does
#YouMightBeAStonerIf you still watch cartoons cuz they're really made for you and not kids
#YouMightBeAStonerIf an Above The Influence commercial makes you want to smoke
If you cheat you deserve whatever happens. And never my heart
I love weed. I really do. And yet I have no problem setting it on fire.
If you're smoking right now, be thankful. There's a lot of people not as lucky
#YouMightBeAStonerIf you don't smoke cigarettes but always have a lighter
“Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.” Wake up!!