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No, spambot, I did not see this funny pic of me. Asking me five times just makes you look desperate. Have some self respect.
All commercial musicians eventually find themselves on stage in front of an orchestra. The trick is to do this while you're still cool.
I totally want a swivel chair from #thevoiceau for work so I can just listen to people and only turn round if they sound interesting.
I don't get people who wear undone bike helmets. 'Abiding' by the law but sticking it to da man by being ready to die for neck freedom.
Guess who had 8 hrs sleep last night? No. It wasn't me but whoever she was, I envy her and despise her just a little.
I'm pretty sure if they renamed the Ironman competition to Ironperson, it would have zero impact on my likelihood of participating.
Kanye West wants to call his baby 'North'. I hope the middle name is 'Bynorth'.
I wish the serious time I invest in developing a vast online shopping cart before talking myself off the ledge could be funded as art.
I like a person who can walk into a bar like they're walking onto a yacht.
I'm so tired, I'd like to curl up under my desk like George Castanza. Why have those under-desk beds never gone commercial? Why?
Biggest achievement today: showering.
I really only like watching the end of Hoarders. Where they've turned their lives around and everything is ok.
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask, 'Is there any more pinot grigio in that bottle?' Am I rambling? I hope so. http://the-flack.com