Myth: strippers drink & do drugs to cope
Reality: strippers drink fuck loads of red bull to survive long hours

Happy holidays :) pic.twitter.com/Lj5HaUgznt

@frozenzipper @stripperbuddha not high enough ;)

What do you guys think of this bikini? pic.twitter.com/uW9gRVj8dU

#strippertips if you've run out of moves & you've still got dance time left, either turn around a few times or ask him loads of questions

Fucking, see? pic.twitter.com/aBRRlB8hlB

To be honest I've got double #Dcups. Sometimes E depending on the bra.

You guessed it Im drunk. I would never share this with you otherwise

Cannot get my head round how some girls think they need to drink in order to do their job. I HAVE to be thinking straight to be good at it.

Right. I'm here now. The chances of me making money in work by being in the dressing room on my phone are slim to none.

Those who tweeet can follow me
My stripper gospel
I welcome with my haands
And the reeed suun sinks at last into #twitterafterdark...

I told him how #bunnycreep had told some of the girls at work that she didn't fancy him, and just liked him because he was successful

Sitting in your car in the rain 💜
Having to eventually get out of it 😭

Same story as usual, just got comfy in bed, bladder decides its ready to rumble. Fml.

Got a sweat on. Gross!

Ok so not a bad week, made over £1000 which was my target, now if I can just do that every week until March I'll be sweet.

@dashitski I'm goooood, it's snowing in London, and a helicopter crashed near my house. How are you?

#humiliationguy said he was coming in again tonight but he's an hour and a half late.. Hmmmm

I feel safer from harassment as a dancer in a strip club than I do in a night club @everydaysexism #shoutingback I want to feel safe in both

YAY! @clarketacular sent me a wicked t-shirt! Take a look #nofilter because I got a spray tan today :P Thank you!!! pic.twitter.com/hFINn6xm

Our cleaner left us a Christmas cards but she didn't address it to anyone... Clearly doesn't know our names