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If you fave this tweet I'll like your next fb update.
We will release a new album this year.
The us postal service is still the safest way to send naked pics of yourself to friends. #oldschool #donotbend
Its never too late for shots.
We tweet as a band and alternate typing words so we never really know what direction the sentence is going to hamburger pantyhose.
BREAKING: In a stunning reversal, Pres. Obama WILL release part of the nation's strategic Jägermeister reserve for our 9/29 Baltimore show.
Operation Don't Fuck It Up This Time was a #greatsuccess
We have replaced water with Fireball Whiskey in every aspect of our lives.
Since you can't hide tracks anymore, our new album will have a hidden computer virus. It makes your phone dial your exes when you're drunk.
Put 'em on the Google Glass.
Ever been to Panama City FL in May? Gorgeous!
Raffle tix to see us there at the Rock By The Sea fundraiser: https://secure.qgiv.com/for/rocksea/event/20406/ …
Our Stroke 9 pledge: To suck less every gig.
Thank God for people that tweet "good morning." I woke up and immediately started getting ready for bed. Then I saw the tweets and went "oh"
Life- everything that happens between cups of coffee.
Why can't I turn Christian rock off fast enough but can listen to hours of Reggae, the most overtly religious music around? Oh right, ganja.