@odsteve Fan Terry Huckaby at hospital with brother: If the Daytona Speedways listening, please don't tow my car. I'm parked in Gold Section

#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope" - Pope Vader Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing...  http://twitpic.com/cb2t4f 

Never heard of a #KurtBuschThanksgiving ? - Its where you flip the bird before carving it.

@freejessejames Friday @huffingtonpost's NRA fb post 1,887 likes 280 shares vs JJ's NRA fb post 6,380 likes 2,665 shares. Hello @robynd323.

#Twitter RT @andylambkin My friend said Twitter is a waste of time, so I made a bet with him. For every retweet this gets, he'll give me $1.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

The National Anthem sung buy a bearded guy in a plaid shirt, don't get anymore American that that! #NASCAR #Daytona500 #Holla!

Hey, @nascaronspeed just gave a shout out to my man #48 James Hylton - 78 years young out there doin work in #ARCA event. #StandOnItBud

#JeepWave Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't under stand O||||||||O "This old Jeep" (song) You're welcome -->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4EuJs8snE …

Tonight @jayleno has music from @hollywilliams1. Thats Hank Williams Jr's daughter. I hope Jay has #ACMawards noninee @gettinsweenered next!

@teamdodge @keselowski's #BlueDeuce is like 1974 Dodge Monaco in 1980 film The Blues Brothers. #Bluesmobile #OnAMissionFromGod #UnStoppable

First Jeep I've ever seen wearin a condom. Good idea for when playin in da mud RT @katie_copple That's unfortunate... pic.twitter.com/YHSi1icuhJ

Nice of @blakeshelton to loan u his shirt - RT ‏@mw55 Wooooooo! Styling and profiling !  http://instagr.am/p/W3JWRizfaq/ 

@jimmykimmel When u gonna have @gettinsweenered on that funny show of yours Jimmy?

@_mossyoakgirl_ move along yuppy kids. #DuckDynasty

I just spotted Santa and it looks like he's on his way to @luckyjeepyj's house -->  http://twitpic.com/bp1577 

"I'm like an owl, I don't give a Hoot" #DuckDynasty

Oh look here it is, Bowyer takes out JJ and Gordon - #NASCAR  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TsXePLF7Ik …

Women won't remember stuff like picking up milk on the way home, but they WILL remember that time you said their friend was hot back in 95.

Dear #ESPN, how can u just cut to basketball at the end of a #NASCAR race at Daytona? No follow up interviews or drivers ok after big wreck?